I've been getting into Baldur's Gate 3 a lot recently. I also wanted to draw something inspired by art nouveau!
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welcome to Martinaise
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Streaks of Grey running through her hair
Like fingers wearing
Too many rings; I pick up the phone to her
Shrill voice. Like a bird,
I think, as she tells me my rent is
Long Overdue.
I tell her the birds on the tree outside my apartment are not as pretty as they think they are.
She tells me she does not understand.
People have left her before, gone too soon
Broken her heart
Broken their lease
She pinches her lips together whenever she looks at you
Like she is disgusted with what she sees
You are such a cunt, Marsha.
I tell her I will pay rent whenever I damn well please and that she should be happy to have it late
At least then, she can have somebody to call on the phone
And bother with her horrible voice
She tells me I am her worst tenant.
I tell her I wish she were dead.
Neither of us have any one else to talk to, so we stay on the line.
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Anonymous asked:
mr muppet my bf is lowkey pissing me off this valentines what should i do (asking for advice from your joker kin)
Show him your Joker Side. Laugh like a Twisted Psycho, giving him bold eye contact. Tell him that he'd better recognize your Alpha Status, lest he unleash your Inner Madness. If he does not comply, chase him on all fours, growling, until he apologies for Pissing You Off. This works for all relationship issues
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I may lose followers for this but it needs to be said;
Marriage must follow traditional Christian values. I know that back when I was an emo witch, I did not believe this, but times have changed; I am different. I don't even listen to MCR anymore.
What do I mean by traditional Christian values in a marriage? I mean that the marriage must begin in a blood ritual between a lesbian and a gender ambiguous ex-muppet and end in a suprise crucifixion.
If you cannot accept my beliefs please simply unfollow unless you wish to be blocked.