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lorelai hargreeves

@whxre4hange / whxre4hange.tumblr.com

she/they | newt scamander's problematic bi wife

five hargreeves moments i think about too much

  • "NO TWINE, NO BIRTH MOTHER"
  • that time he called lila and diego 'sentient std's'
  • “I don't think I'm better than you. I know I'm better than you."
  • "think batman...then aim lower."
  • "It's an extra kinky kind of black hole."
  • "the next person who says dickhead will get a punch in the throat" *everyone proceeds to say dickhead*
  • "that's one badass stapler"
  • "IM THE DADDY HERE"
  • "What a disturbing glimpse into that thing you call a brain."
  • "ITS ÖGA FOR ÖGA YOU IDIOTS"
  • "GIANT BALL OF TWINE!! THATS ONE OF THE BEST ONES :DDDD"
  • “I’d ask what you’re doing Klaus, but then it occurred to me that I don’t care”

the doomed lovers of the umbrella academy

'the world ended when it happened to me.'

just some edits i made :) feel free to repost but pls credit me @bellafaerie on instagram and @whxre4hange on tumblr i am not a fivexlila shipper, the only couple i like here is diego & lila. but the more i think abt it the sadder i get bc poor five never got to experience love nad DIEGO do not get me started on how bad s4 wrecked diego. also had a little giggle about the last one HAHA COS THE WORLD DID END WHEN IT HAPPENED TO VANYA. GEDDIT? PLS LAUGH. anyways enjoy - lyrics are from 'we hug now' by the gorgeous sydney rose :> dm me / message me if u want me to make any more or have any requests :)

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good afternoon tua tumblr. one of these days i will finish one of the 4 fics i am writing, but today is not that day

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*trips over and more tua art spills on the floor* ahem ooops haha I can't stop

Also since some of you seemed to love how I managed to capture Five's likeness, here are some sketches of me trying to figure out how to draw him for two months (I say "some" because, embarassingly, there are a lot more) :

random things i've said/heard that remind me of five hargreeves

  • "you want a muffin?" [to a crying girl, who nods] "i can't make muffins"
  • "if you ever had one working braincell it would die of loneliness. think on that."
  • “my heart hurts so bad” “go take some panadol”
  • “it’s not a kink, i just want to die”
  • [watching someone trip] “could’ve been worse. couldn't have been me. i would’ve been faster, though.”
  • “no, i’m not actually upset. just mildly disappointed in your existence.”
  • “like, i’m not crying, but if i were, it’d be because of how stupid everyone is.”
  • "i’m not ignoring you. i’m just pretending you don’t exist. makes life much easier."
  • "at least ur consistent in ur incompetence"
  • "i wonder how different you'd be if your parents actually loved you."
  • “i’ll pretend I care, but only if it’s for like, five seconds and it’s a really good cause.”
  • [cooking someone dinner] "hey if i gave you food poisoning and u died would u be mad? be honest."
  • “i don’t need a job. i need a nap and 10 martinis."

just met my younger self for matcha <3 i ran over her boyfriend while she was in the bathroom

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when five mentions that the other mannequins are delores’ friends it’s funny because it implies that he also saw them as people. do you think at some point or another delores and five had guests for dinner. and it’s just one teenager and 3 mannequins around a table in the middle of the apocalypse.

i want to laugh but i might actually just cry

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Eddie Redmayne as Newt Scamander in Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them (2016)

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"I kill people for money."

THE DAY OF THE JACKAL (2024)

he'd get along well with five. need a spin off of five and assassin au newt scamander.

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