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Where There's a Will.

@willintheway-blog / willintheway-blog.tumblr.com

Will. 28. He/him. Queer geek. Trans nerd. Demi-pan neurotic. I write...a lot. I don't sleep. Super laid back/anxious. I love robots. Ask me about my suffering/writing!
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ranescu

I am so ready for the first of Halloween.

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nerojen
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Give a ghost the right pair of shoes and they’ll conquer the world.

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nerojen

Super hot where I am today, so have a summer spook.

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nerojen

Send me pics of your ghost costumes :> 

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nerojen

Why is everyone into dom ghosts…?

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nerojen

They’re single and ready to mingle~

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vega-antisocialite

if I ever reblog a long as shit post, it’s this

sorry

notreally

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almonddeadkittie

It’s ONLY October 1st and already y’all are reblogging the weird shit!!???

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nyailist

Stop it right now

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strawberry-smiggles

WHAHSHFTF THE FUCK DID I DO TO DESRRVE THIS SHIT ON MY DASH

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The signs as Kafka quotes

Aries: 

“I will not let myself become tired. I’ll jump into my story even though it should cut my face to pieces.”

Taurus :

“Once I enjoy a person, that joy knows no bounds.”

Gemini:

“One has either to take people as they are, or leave them as they are. One cannot change them, one can merely disturb their balance. A human being, after all, is not made up of single pieces, from which a single piece can be taken out and replaced by something else.”

Cancer:

“I usually solve problems by letting them devour me.”

Leo: 

“I am strangely tired, not from having talked so much but at the mere thought of what I still have to say.”

Virgo: 

“Time is short, my strength is limited, the office is a horror, the apartment is noisy, and if a pleasant, straightforward life is not possible then one must try to wriggle through by subtle maneuvers.”

Libra:

“I am a very unhappy human being and you, dearest, simply had to be summoned to create an equilibrium for all this misery.”

Scorpio:

“I can never tear myself open wide enough to people to reveal everything and so frighten them away.”

Sagittarius:

“I cannot rid myself of the feeling that I’m not in the right place.”

Capricorn:

“Should I be grateful or should I curse the fact that despite all misfortune I can still feel love, an unearthly love but still for earthly objects.”

Aquarius: 

“Being alone has a power over me that never fails. My interior dissolves and is ready to release what lies deeper.”

Pisces:

“I do not see the world at all; I invent it.”
#astrology#taurus
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Reblogged scorpiogothgf-deactivated202103
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ok i think ive come up with a playlist that encompasses all known uniquely human experiences:

“arsonists lullaby” by hozier, “closer” by nine inch nails, “running up that hill (a deal with god)” by kate bush, and “loveshack” by the B-52s.

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tretijreznor

these experiences are, of course: arson, horny depression, 3 am manic episode trying to bargain with god, and when youve got you a car thats as big as a whale and youre heading on down to the love shack

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bepeu-deactivated20171202

um my friend sent this to me n ok……… hot fresh bread is not an insult ……… an earth sign made these

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this is so accurate… and SO fucking funny

#astrology
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stormandrout-deactivated2018091

concept: an austen-inspired tabletop rpg where there are five classes

  1. single man in possession of a large fortune who is in want of a wife
  2. young woman with low connections who must marry so that she can secure her future
  3. cad whose main goal is to convince someone to elope with him
  4. wealthy, scheming woman whose goal is to ruin the happiness of the aforementioned young woman
  5. tiresome & vulgar elderly busybody (can be either a man or a woman)
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I’m gonna split this out a little farther, because I feel like we’re blurring the lines between classes and stats. First you should pick your Austen class:

  • Bachelor/Bachelorette
  • Cad / Floozy
  • Husband/Wife
  • Matriarch/Patriarch
  • Busybody

Then you roll for your stats across the 6 basic Abilities:

  • Money
  • Intelligence
  • Connections
  • Manners
  • Looks
  • Snark
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candiedeyesnow
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The noise I just made was inhuman. Please, someone Do The Thing!

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256x224-deactivated20240130

People who don’t cook their cereal don’t realize what they’re missing out on. The heat of the flame really brings out the sweetness of the marshmallows

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slimeweeb

op im coming to your home to beat you in the face and ass

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