mr barista tear up these walls

Ow oof ouch ow

in a box

shoutout to the guy who ran for "class president" (not a real role at this school) in 7th grade and just put up posters everywhere about how he would bring steam powered rail back. no other policy. hope you're doing well.

Perhaps this is a weakness of the pure deathmatch model. If instead the robots had some nominal task to complete (e.g. there are a number of boxes in the arena and you win if you can move them all to your side) but where violently disabling the opponent was an encouraged way to further that goal maybe you would get more diverse strategies.

do you really think the shrieking maimer would be better than the nudge at moving cubes

ishowspeed accosted by rogue plague doctor in chongqing

for some reason I keep getting these stupid "looksmaxxing" reels recommended to me like... what on earth is this. why is a man supposedly "healthier" because he has long hair and a tan and.... a snatched jaw? i'm losing brain cells

This scene was like sexually tense

Might be the best DM I have ever received as a tattooer

"Guga, we can't film you cooking a 'bumblebee' steak. That doesn't make any fucking sense."

"I already caught the bee, Angel."

feelin it 😎 for @/cornchip.ca

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Yes, these Muppets have taken Manhattan. The question now is can they HOLD it

Underrated moment that tumblr doesn't talk about much is when Peter Falk shows up in The Great Muppet Caper to do one of his Columbo speeches but he gets every single fact wrong.

someone blazed my girl orb post so I must once again lament the youths' tragic lack of familiarity with problem sleuth

that..that can’t possibly be true

what the fuck

what are they doing to my pizza ?