tonight we’re gonna give it 35%

-- Terry Pratchett - A Slip Of The Keyboard: Collected Non-fiction

meeps + alternate colors

how many episodes need to be focused on an actor singing before it stops being a character detail and starts being a hostage situation

tuvok: songs onscreen once to show how he's a good dad, it goes in tim russ' reel, everyone's happy

sisko: sings onscreen once bc we need to fill time in this casino heist episode, yay!!

the doctor:

Apparently, everyone thinks Seven is willing to help prank people, even though she’s one of the last people on the ship who would.

“Infinite Regress”/“Someone to Watch Over Me”/“The Voyager Conspiracy”

search WITHIN your local trash and you WILL find a friend and boy 

oh father mulcahy 🥺

there's a new social cue coming out. no we're not telling you about it

april fools day is actually the most sensible day of the year because it's the only day on which people will read something on the internet and stop for a second to consider whether or not it's actually true

[id: graffiti on the base of a concrete overpass where previous grafiti has been covered over with gray paint multiple times. In black all-caps handwriting, it reads: "What kind of paint are you using to paint over this? Because if it is latex, its probably way too cold for it, you want good adhesion, you need like at least 40°-45°. Maybe wait till it warms up a little, I mean what's the big rush? Like, I'm in a rush now but our situations are different" /end id]

maybe…i Dont love titties….

april fool

Glad it’s not just me

The first time I saw this video I didn't reblog or save it anywhere and it's been genuinely impossible to find again. I searched every variation of "dyke falling apart car bentley review asmr meme" I could come up with on Google and across multiple websites/apps.

So, thanks for putting this back on my dash.

scam texts aren't even trying any more. i have to pay my taxes? at latina fiesta dot co???

Hello friends!!! On this April 1st I- with neither guile nor ill-intent- invite you all to listen to Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up with me, because it’s a fun song that I enjoy. You’re a free agent in this decision entirely. Happy April Fools Day

We made it through another year! I’ll be celebrating by listening to this song, please feel free to join me.

There's something so charming about a stack of PADDs in star trek because you know tablets didn't exist yet back then but they didn't want to use paper because it's not futuristic enough but they also want to show that they have a lot of paperwork to do thus the stack of PADDs which presumably was like a hybrid of stack of paper + floppy disks of the future. The retrofuterism of it all, I love it.