Reblog the child

worlds slowest fanfic author tries really really hard

everyone in the notes we are all holding hands. everyone who hasnt worked on a wip in weeks or months or years, its okay. we are going slow but we are going

狐塑一下

There's a certain level of imposter syndrome that hits when you're a creator that hasn't made anything in a while. I feel like I'm constantly swearing up and down that I make stuff and I draw and I write. I promise. You just have to believe me even though I have nothing to show for it

My stupid fucking maid doesn’t want to have her soul transferred to a doll so she can be immortal with me! I don’t understand it at all! Imagine the two of us being together forever, with her never leaving my side, keeping me company, and tending to my every need. It’s a dream come true for both of us, isn’t it?

In a century or so how am I going to find someone to replace her? Someone who can maintain my body, mend the cracks in my porcelain, keep the binding on my soul, and who would be willing to hold my cold hard body when I sleep… She’s really fine with dying and leaving me all alone? How selfish can you be?!

were I to create an original piece of media I would create bait so queer in order to create a fanfic environment I like. I find you guys do your best work under duress.

I’d say “jeez can two people not be friends anymore?” and then I’d give one of them amnesia in which they only recognize the other above anyone else

'Refusal of the Call' is a narrative trope where-

*dishes it out* *can't take it*

lets all give it up for the telephone dialpad

god, your worst warrior needs money

thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over

ishgard_jobs.mp4

This is true, and you know it. Bonus for the fact that astro and machinist could swap and it'd still be valid.

the chokehold these have me in is brutal

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

miserable that there is no way 2 avoid being treated as either a man or woman

enjoy some aspects of masculinity enjoy some aspects of femininity but i really don't want to be any of this shit