rb if u wanna be a fish

rb if u wanna be a fish

rb if u wanna be a fish

heyyyy internet leftist… i can't help but notice that none of your posting involves confessing to crimes on the internet, or revealing details about your on-the-ground activism that could be used to find you in real life? seems suspicious, i'm going to assert that all you ever do is post

my only choice left is to do 9/11

why are you reblogging this before the punchline stop

congratulations! your reincarnation status has been upgraded from COCKROACH to SEAGULL

if i was stuck in a room witha crocodile id gain its trust and we would escape together

Right click -> save as -> ancient curse

Literally everyone's soul just left their body after this announcement... i cant with this shit

I love nonfiction that I simply cannot relate to at all. "it's easy to get addicted to buying fast fashion! I used to spend thousands of dollars on it a year!" okay. you're a space alien.

Honestly I’d be more inclined to play Stardew Valley if it was about a depressed cop trying to solve a murder whilst navigating the politics of a mass strike and the fallout of counter revolution

OCs are so fun and I think its awesome that even people who don't plan to publish a story or draw that well will have them. Its just good for your to have toys in your brain to play with.

Like I'm a commission artist and I've had the pleasure to see so many OC reference sheets and written descriptions/lore blurbs over the years. Thanks for sharing your toys with me. I really like them.

straight people are so fascinating even when they aren't actively trying to be homophobic. I had a class a few years ago where one assignment was to summarize some eighth century arabic poetry about going out for drinks with the lads before indulging in some gay sex and like half the class came in and said "I'm sorry idk what was happening in this one, they mention having sex with a servant but they also say the servant's a man? where'd the woman come from? I'm so confused." and a few days ago in a shakespeare class I made a comment about how cleopatra and octavius caesar are kind of parallel characters in possessively bartering for mark antony's attention and one of my classmates responded as though I'd been talking about octavia and not caesar, despite the fact that I said "caesar" and "him" multiple times while describing the actions he specifically took. fully incapable of comprehending of anything that's even a little bit gay.

some of y’all bout to be real mad at me. but it must be said. some of the shit u call corny/cringy is actually just genuine/cute/sweet and y’all r just afraid of expressing any type of positive emotion

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