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vess

@wireveined / wireveined.tumblr.com

he/him || occasional art content || sci-fi horror enthusiast || avatar of the corruption/eye
|| gabriel the worker-of-clay’s husband (real and canon)
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I watched the minecraft movie (the unfinished pirated version that has 5 billion gambling ads) with my irl friends, so here's yaoi fanart

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Ppl complaining abt the minecraft movie have no sense of whimsy nor joy nor fun.

A minecraft movie lacking whimsy is a boring movie, I fear.

What made minecraft fun wasn’t JUST the aesthetics or the building, nor fighting aspect. While those traits brought people in, the actual game was a fun, new way to channel your creativity with or without friends.

All of my good memories about minecraft consist of laughing about silly bug glitches, getting lost in caves and feeling triumphant after working my way out of one, poking fun at villagers for looking stupid, poking fun at MOBS in general for looking stupid, finding my first diamond, etc.. I’m rambling.

I feel the minecraft movie did a good job of paying homage to the aesthetics as well as incorporating childlike joy, choosing not treat the movie so seriously really reminded me of why I liked playing minecraft so much as a wee lad to begin with.

Who actually plays an open ended game like that JUST to win it?? You enjoy the whole game. The GOAL of minecraft isn’t the POINT of minecraft. The journey is the entire point and in my opinion while Jack Black may not be Steve, he sure as hell played him like a player would.

anyways old man yaoi.

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a minecraft movie is a lesson in the fact that not every single movie has to be this super deep and complex artpiece with a deep heavy meaning.

some movies can just be silly and goofy movies for the fun of it. have a little whimsy in your lives people

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ok so we can agree that garrett and steve are gay right.

fresh out of theater review from someone with the no qualifications

Spoilers if you care⁉️

  • Genuinely enjoyed it so much??? Peak cinema actually it was so funny and didn't take itself seriously
  • Normally people sue me when I hit them with my jeep grand cherokee⁉️
  • CHICKEN JOCKEY🗣🔥
  • general chungus is peak fucking ON SCREEN KILL
  • Cgi was actually super good
  • POST CREDITS JENNIFER COOLIGE AND VILALGER SCENE
  • If Alex and Steve have a love story in a sequel I WILL kill myself
  • no straight explanation for the elytra scene.
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Yknow I didn’t expect old (trans) man yaoi in my Minecraft Movie but hell yeah. It isn’t Minecraft roleplay unless it gets a little homosexual

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