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@wise-lizard-wizard

They/Them. 20.

Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005

earlier my husband opened our snack cabinet and something fell out and he put it back and then a second later i heard him say very quietly “no, it chose me” and then he took it and walked away

we've heard of ming fan taking psych damage from having a crush on binghe but I propose ming fan having a crush on tlj, awfully awkward for both of them

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*walks up to you*

*starts loudly choking*

*grabs your hand and coughs these into it*

*is gone before you look back up*

B-17 bomber is riddled with German anti-aircraft fire but miraculously survives. Later they discover the explosive shells were all inert; sabotaged by Nazi slaves working in armament factories.

Inside one empty shell is a written note: it's all we can do for you now.

The most important part of all this is that these small acts of bravery and noncompliance cannot be known as long as the enemy still stands, and might never be known. Just because it doesn’t seem like anyone is doing anything doesn’t mean it’s true. The best malicious compliance or subtle sabotage is the one that’s never detected, but makes ravages nonetheless.

A critical part of any resistance is

Do not post your crimes

Do not brag. Do not look for brownie points. Do not publicly recruit. Keep your mouth shut.

Tgirl 24-year-old Binghe who went go on E the second she was legally allowed to and has been active in the community for years X Tgirl 44-year-old Shen Qingqiu who just changed to she/her a month ago and is at her first lgbt meeting

hey kid. i know this lab is scary, but the punishment isn’t for you. i’ve got a guy coming in who likes ben shapiro. i know, right? anyway, all i need you to do is explain your gender identity to him in detail. don’t worry, he’ll be bound and gagged. you can leave once you’re done i just needed some help.

can I get internship credit for this?

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kittenclysm

“person working for jigsaw for internship credit” is such a fun premise.

“April 11th-April 11th, 2022 — John Kramer and Associates’ Advanced Therapy Center

Was able to apply my knowledge and personal experiences involving gender dysphoria and genderfluidity to help aid a patient of the Therapy Center. Also learned how to clean blood off of sawblades.

Internship signed off by John Kramer and Amanda Young”

My favorite thing in almost all timetravel fix-it desmond fics is when he casually mentions like "Oh, that guy is hot." And (depending on when he got sent back, I'm using ezio for this), ezio is like *gasp* "Did you just admit to... liking MEN?!" and desmond is just like "...we kill people Ezio😐. I think if they arrested me, it would be for the multiple acts of terriosm." It is so funny every time

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