We forgot about it

I once signed up to participate in a study on how depression affects memory, forgot I was meant to go do it, and when I emailed to apologise to the PhD student running it she basically told me that a) she was very used to this happening and b) the weird irony of her theories’ correctness making it very difficult to arrange proving them had by now gone from infuriating to hysterical

I went to the Grand Canyon when I was depressed and I literally forgot the whole thing. Like, the only reason I even know I was there is that I have photographs of myself standing in front of the Grand Canyon with dead eyes but i have absolutely no memory of it

People talk about depression like it’s just being sad all the time but straight up your brain stops working and sadness is just one of the many, many consequences of that

No roo roo? :(

wh……….

Hey uh if you go to that blog

And click that link

The binary in the image from the blog post translates to the password you need here which gets you this

And that url takes you here

I don’t have any idea what the code on the t-shirt is supposed to be tho

Okay it’s a decimal code that translates to tumblr godknowsnone?

On that blog there’s like a captcha image and a long binary string. Stay tuned!!

Okay that binary translates to ascii code

Which then translates to this

So when we log in to that email account

There’s not much there except this vimeo link in the drafts folder

The video is just 19 seconds of a very windy kind of woodsy area with a pond and a shortened url displayed over it

so that link takes you to this youtube video

and if you scroll down theres only one comment

click on the user and they dont have any videos, but their about page has a link

the link takes you to this freetexthost page, but im not sure what this text is code for

“check it out then go way back”

if you go way back to the original blog @nn17gkn

“cbg juj uk fb? Ouppx obpx pbfxc 7xfpb uo jbq? bap” is the first post

using this cypher that post translates to:

You did it now Gimme some money venmo is docworm

ok but they posted something new.

if you use the same website from before, it converts to

“Thanks for playing how about round two this is a gays only event hettys need not apply“ (first of all fuckin amazing)

but then the link leads you to this picture

which honestly idk what to do with, someone continue this.

thanks for adding this!!!!! i started looking into it

so if you brighten that image super high theres a link on the left side

that link takes you to a freetexthost page with this vimeo link: https://vimeo.com/277172453

the way the camera focuses in this video is morse code and me and @bitchface—mcgee translated it to: tmdlrrecurring17

we have no idea what this means and we’re stuck, if someone knows what this could be pls add on !!!!!

It’s still going y'all!!!!

I might be wrong but I think y'all might’ve mistranslated the Morse code. It might say tumblr recurring17

WE GOT FUCKING PLAYED AGAIN DKCNFSLXKFNRMDCKFNDMXKCNXNFJSLSSJ

The Old God that runs the internet

Cannot believe this journey is back on my dash

the great con

If colors had tumblr

🍀 greenasthegrass Follow

hate when yellow gets all the credit for being a primary color when it's literally r G b

⭐️ mellow-yellow Follow

uhh... i literally am a subtractive primary. like yeah it sucks that you don't get the recognition you deserve but you don't have to put down other colors

🌷 majestic-magenta Follow

at least you're on the color wheel :(

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💎 cyan-ide Follow

I hate colors whose hex codes start with F. It's literally such a red flag

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🔍 clearasday Follow

not absorbing light, not reflecting light, but a secret third thing (letting it pass through me)

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🔮therealroyalpurple Follow

you're in her dms, i'm a fundamental part of her personality. we are not the same.

541,094 notes

🍎 rubyred Follow

if you can't be represented by a wavelength of light you're not a real color

🌷 majestic-magenta Follow

this is literally so toxic wtf! colors that are perceived only when the short and long cones are activated together are valid!

🎱 blackasmysoul Follow

tired of ppl telling me i'm the "absence of color" and therefore not a color myself. like you don't get to choose how I identify!

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🎱 blackasmysoul Follow

why is everyone saying that orange is the new me. I literally haven't gone anywhere

🏀 thecolornotthefruit Follow

sounds like a skill issue????

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💎 cyan-ide Follow

stop saying me and blue look alike!!! we are literally different colors!!!

💙 therealroyalblue Follow

yeah i'm so much hotter than that

💎 cyan-ide Follow

fuck you

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thank you for coming to my tumblr post

so many male characters are held back by the fact that they're not wearing earrings when they so clearly should be wearing earrings

“tea is just leaf water!” “yeah well coffee is just bean water!” wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

The sarcasm in this post is fatal

Ideal work schedule:

Wait, it got better.

He does this a lot, to my deep surprise in undergrad:

For reference, the reason nobody likes this book and you can press tofu with it is that it’s about 1600 pages long.

It’s also, by all accounts, the origin of Cousin Throckmorton

You know, it makes perfect sense that the guy who would amuse himself by going around Twitter as above would also have come up with the skateboarding cousin Throckmorton for a word problem.

Like it totally follows.

I always hate it when people are all “so do you go to school, or are you working, or” and I either have to

So my therapist was like, “You don’t have to do either. You can just say you haven’t worked in a while because you’re recovering from an illness.”

I tried it when the home inspector was here today, and it fucking worked. He was like, “oh, I’m sorry, are you doing better now,” and I’m like yeah, and don’t worry, it’s not contagious, awkward laugh, and we moved on.

MY THERAPIST. IS A GENIUS. Because it is an illness, so it’s not a lie to say that, and it’s also none of his business to know specifically what it is, and I clearly don’t want to give more details, so we should move on from this topic. MY THERAPIST IS A GODDAMN GENIUS.

Dude I needed this. I never know what to say when people ask if I work because I’m severely disabled and don’t work.

REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE HOLY SHIT

To add, this works on job interviews too.  I once had to answer the ‘so whats up with this gap of 8 months in your resume where you were unemployed?” and I just said I had suffered an illness and I needed time to recover.

It’s easy enough, not a lie, and puts them on edge enough that they usually don’t go digging.

“Poverty charges interest ” holy hell. Ive never read$heard someone put it that way before. But its so friggen true.

genuinely partially agree with the people on twitter

nobody NEEDS a pillow collection that says "live laugh love", especially when they are never used as actual pillows

it's like buying an off-road car as a farmer and keeping it in the garage to only be looked at and admired

having things with form over function in mind is a luxury problem that wouldn't be a thing in a not classist environment in which you constantly compete with everyone else about who has the perfect life

i also think that if you still disagree, you probably have lost control over your own life choices, or may have never had any

Hey man how's it going

Oh my fucking god

Other Voice Actors: hey guys here's my obligatory social media presence (:

Other Voice Actors: thanks for supporting my project (:

Other Voice Actors: I'm going to pretend like the fandom doesn't exist for my own sanity (:

Cody Christian, the voice of Cloud Strife:

Homie showed up to the ship wars with a bat and is just taking out kneecaps.

My brain: You have so many tight deadlines. So many things on your weekly schedule. So many important jobs. You have to get important work done!!!

My hands:

rap battle!

01/02/2024