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maverick

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“If I told you I’d have to kill you”

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

I really need something good

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zariverse

This potato works wtf😭

i believe in this potato 🙏🏼

save me potato

you're laughing. The umbrella academy's final season destroyed every character's personal growth and semi-healed traumas, left huge plot-holes, completely abandoned some of it's most beloved side characters that were crucial in previous seasons and you're laugh-oh. You're crying. My bad. Go ahead. Let it out. Understandable.

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Damn, can't believe Umbrella Academy ended at season 3 where they managed to get back to their main timeline in 2019 and now they have a chance to rebuild their lives where everything is well and fine and dandy and they managed to stop the world from ending for good 😌

me after watching that last episode

Eloise Bridgerton: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Violet Bridgerton: Language.

Hyacinth Bridgerton: Yeah, watch your fucking language!

Daphne Bridgerton: OKAY WHO TAUGHT HYACINTH THE FUCK WORD?

Francesca Bridgerton: ‘The fuck word’.

Anthony Bridgerton: Are you stupid? You guys use the f-word all the time.

Gregory Bridgerton: We do?

Benedict Bridgerton: (breathless ) Oh my god, he censored it.

Colin Bridgerton: Say fuck, Anthony.

Benedict Bridgerton: Do it Anthony, say fuck.

Enemy: I have your child

Violet Bridgerton: Which one? I have several

Enemy: The loud, annoying girl, she is beating one of our men as we speak

Violet Bridgerton:

Violet Bridgerton: which one?

Enemy : What the fu -

Kate Sharma: I hate you

Anthony Bridgerton: *in his head* enemies to lovers, slow burn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words

This is a tiny comic strip based on my prediction on how Stranger things season 5 might turn out (SPOILERS AHEAD OFC)!

Ever since I came to learn that Will probably would have a major role in the next season, my head has been filled with so many theories and concepts and I just couldn’t help but draw them out lol I absolutely adore Will Byers.

I personally think the Mind flayer has a mind of its own and is a separate being from Vecna. Vecna created it as one of his soldiers to fight for him and bring him preys- is what I think but I could be dead wrong lol. And just like how it controlled Will in the past, what if Will's hidden power allows him to control the mind flayer in reverse? That, if, Will has any power in the first place of course. These are my mere imaginations hehe let me know what ya'll think! 🦋

james: okay guys i'm tired of all these negative feelings, let's all say something we like about ourselves
sirius: fine, i like my hair
peter: i like... chess?
remus: i like sirius
james: that's not what-
sirius: i'd like to change my answer, i like moony as well
marlene: i like james's mom
pandora: i like my shoes!
evan: i like james's mom too
james: can you leave my mom out of this conversation?
barty: he's right guys, it's inappropriate
james: thank you barty
barty: let's talk about how fine his father is
james: ...
dorcas: i like girls in quidditch robes
peter: what's happening here?
regulus: i don't like anything
james: LISTEN HERE, YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING AND I LOVE YOU, THE WORLD IS A BETTER PLACE JUST BECAUSE YOU EXIST AND THERE'S NOTHING I WOULDN'T DO FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU DESERVE EVERYTH-
remus: do you realize this is how this whole thing started five minutes ago right?
james: i- what are you talking about?
*five minutes earlier*
james: i can't believe your parents used to starve you, they are the worst parents in the world
sirius: yeah, luckily me and reg are nothing like them
james: you're right, you have so much to be proud of
regulus: i don't like anything about myself
james: LISTEN HERE, YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING AND I LOVE YOU, THE WORLD IS A BETTER PLACE JUST BECAUSE YOU EXIST AND THERE'S NOTHING I WOULDN'T DO FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU DESERVE EVERYTHING

mike: so this is the end we're gonna die

will: i guess that's it

mike: okay then i wanna tell you something

will: me too

*at the same time*

will: when we were kids i used to lie that you won in games so you wouldn't get upset

mike: i love you

mike: WAIT WHAT YOU LIED TO ME?????

will: you love me???

mike: DON'T CHANGE THE TOPIC YOU-

will: i love you too

mike: WHAT

I just need an interviewer to straight-up ask finn: 'is mike gay?' bc like what will he say???

Finn: "😳😅aha, well🫢 I guess we'll see👀😉, right? I mean🤷 we'll all 👁👄👁see next season! 😀😎"

Interviewer: "bitch you GUESSED that the spinoff was an unrelated anime what do you mean WE'LL SEE!?"

Finn: "Well🥰 I can't👀spoil👀 anything✨️ but I can assure you🤝that🌈Mike's🌈story🌈is💖very💖beautiful and I can't wait to 🤷😀✨️🌈 find out!👀😉😎"

Eddie gained a pretty good following before he ever mentioned that he’s married. One day, he’s scrolling his FYP and he sees a Tiktok where someone zooms in on a picture of Eddie and Steve at Max and Lucas’ wedding like, “Umm, why does my math teacher have a picture on his desk with the guitarist from that band my dad listens to?”

Eddie stitches the video later that day where he zooms in and out on Steve grading papers on the couch before flipping the camera back over to himself, “Umm, why is your math teacher my husband?”

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