Dazed and Amused

so weird how in english some words are really just used in expressions and not otherwise… like has anyone said “havoc” when not using it in the phrase “wreaking havoc”? same goes for “wreaking” actually…

reply with more, i’m fascinated

these are called fossil words! here's a whole list

Thinking out loud

black mackerel tabby

you’re not alone, someone else is reading this post at the same time as you

@jared-wormsboy i am crying uncontrollably

I reference this in conversation sometimes assuming everyone knows about the Owl Attack Sex Playlist and i look fucking unhinged

Car charging 🐈

And I never clocked out

Very handsome boy 🐱🐈

A true professional

Chef Gary hard at work once again! This tenacious kitty now going for only $49.79

Has not eaten in two minutes

„Fooooooood“ ‼️

self care is unfollowing people who post negative shit about stuff that makes you happy

Self care is unfollowing people who consistently post negativity.

That was the low battery notification

Ne :D