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Kawara Ryuuji is my dream daddy. I'll be posting a lot of birbs and dads, some writings and maybe other random stuff. Icon by teru, sidebar by seica.
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Who you should fight from Hatoful Boyfriend

Ryouta Kawara Who would win: You would. Ryouta is a small weenie child. But everyone will hate you afterwards for beating up the tiny precious rock dove with the stomach condition.There is nothing to gain from fighting Ryouta.

Sakuya Le Bel Shirogane Who would win: You would. Youโ€™d better win. Put this snobby douchebag in his place you have nothing to lose and everything to gain. He might hire some muscle to take care of your peasant ass but youโ€™d still better win. Yuuya Sakazaki Who would win: Yuuya Yuuya is literally the James Bond of birds. Heโ€™ll kick your ass down the road and then bring a bouquet of flowers to your hospital room and ask you out for coffee.

Okosan Who would win: Okosan. Donโ€™t fight Okosan if you like retaining feeling in all your limbs. Donโ€™t provoke the Lord Pudi, he will run your ass over.

Shuu Iwamine Who would win: ??? If you attack his left side you might have a good chance. But donโ€™t let him start monologuing or youโ€™re absolutely fucked. Heโ€™s a nerd though so you basically have no choice but to fight him. Good luck.

Nageki Fujishiro Who would win: Nobody  If you try to fight Nageki I will personally kick your ass into next Tuesday. How dare you fight Nageki. Kazuaki Nanaki Who would win: Kazuaki Kazuaki will fall asleep halfway through the fight but wake up just in time to kick your ass, shoot you at least three times, kick your ass again and fall back asleep in a puddle of your own blood. Anghel Higure Who would win: Anghel You are sorely mistaken if you think you can win against The Crimson Angel of Judecca with his weapon Saekroโ€™m the Holy Spear. You will fall just like the evil Himnesia, summoned by the dark sorcerer Wallenstein, had years ago. You are nothing to the might of the Crimson Angel- who are you kidding. Anghel just has too much energy and would wear you out and still be ready to run a marathon afterwards.

โ€œI was in love with your mother but she chose someone else and then died, however I am a good person trying my best to look after youโ€

Yes:

No:

Thank you for coming to my TED talk goodnight

โ€œI was in love with your father but he chose someone else and then died, however I am a good person trying my best to look after youโ€

Absolutely fucking not:

i have two approaches to canon

  1. So if we extrapolate from this one-off line in episode fifteen, as well as this tweet by the creator and the answers given at this comic con panel from 2014, we can infer that this characterโ€™s relationship with salad is more complex than it first appears โ€ฆ
  2. *pulls down sunglasses and points a flamethrower at the source material* Death of the author, baby.
Anonymous asked:

Hello, i checked in on your old blog worldofchicken after a few years, and i realize you has moved and is no longer translating ib stuffs, but why do you close the chicken one i want to reminisce the ib fandom by reading your old translation ;;;;

aaaaaaa......... i just donโ€™t want no trouble for reposting stuff so i decided to make a clean slate.... thank u for checkin in on me tho

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