Glock with the clit

stop that

left the app mid-typing earlier & just came back after forgetting abt this . wish i could ask my past self what this means

@vague-humanoid

democrats

what are you guys’ most “tumblr is a website” moments

off to a great start everyone

i’ve been reading the tags all day i truly cannot pick a favorite so here’s more

Prev this is such a "Tumblr is a website" moment that I am presenting your tags for posterity.

writing badly and cringily is actually an essential part of the writing process, both in terms of individual projects and in gaining voice and confidence as a writer in the long term. there is no way around the cringe. there's no way around the work.

so many people in the notes are upset about this! Don’t be! You’re free!! You can write whatever you want and revise it until you’re proud! Mistakes are an unconditional opportunity to grow!!!!

what are you guys’ most “tumblr is a website” moments

off to a great start everyone

i’ve been reading the tags all day i truly cannot pick a favorite so here’s more

TIL Dr. Sigmund Freud was addicted to smoking and failed to quit for good throughout a 45 years long battle that included 33 operations for cancer of the jaw, an artificial jaw replacement, and attacks of “tobacco angina” exacerbated by nicotine . He was known to smoke up to twenty cigars a day.

via reddit.com

Jesus ffucking christ bro.

Seems like he had an oral fixation… Almost as if he were replacing the cigarette with… No i shant say…

Then we’ll all say it together

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i’m starting a collection of things insane people do in animal crossing

ANOTHER

some of them are just so good

Don’t make me put your ass in the sealbarrow

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

they said if i do it three times i can change your blog password

making art is just like showering………can’t get up and do it, can’t stop when you’ve started. you want to crawl out of your skin if you don’t do it often enough. everything in the world is the exact same

a few weeks ago i needed worcestershire sauce for a recipe but i didnt have any so i had to leave it out.

u are never gonna believe what i found in the cabinet today, unopened, probably has been there for months,

😔yuuuuuuup. my house is fucked