“Gena, is the luggage very heavy?” “How do I say it, Cheburashka… Very heavy.” “Look, Gena. Let me carry the luggage.” “And you will carry me.” “Great thinking.”

Shapoklyak, dir. Roman Kachanov (1974)

my soft and comfortable mama

evergreen

fog of war in the grocery store

clicks you. commands you to explore

on it boss

there's cheese in here boss

+ 🧀 (COMMON) x 5

move north

+ 🧀 (RARE) x 2

NEW CHEESE DISCOVERED

- Added Gruyère to bestiary.

call my meat "tariff" the way im utterly fucking an american consumer

used to be people would say things like "avast" or "hither and yon". nowadays folks mostly say stuff like "ethernet cable"

How To Get So Sopping Wet In One Easy Step

playing with my cerebral spinal fluid. #myfluid

Everybody be quiet and listen to his poem

vintage stamps

tackle box 🎣

trans guy who doesn’t realize he’s turning into a werewolf because he assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting testosterone

trans girl who doesn’t realize she’s turning into a vampire because she assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting estrogen

post paused, let’s talk about this now

hi

spread my seed

its ok

honestly now that you mention it, i sure am.

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed