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I'm a bit of a goofball. I'm also sorry, everyone. Wei Wuxian/Xie Lian spiritual kin. Also angelkin. Disabilitypunk! Back on Tumblr after a while. Over 21. He/they 🌈👻✝️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇵🇭🇮🇪 “The saddest line you scraped in your diary was not that you cried but those moments when we both shared smiles."
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Further MDZS theatre AU - Beetlejuice the musical with Wei Wuxian as Beetlejuice and Mo Xuanyu as Lydia. He was late to the auditions but gave it his all and Wei Wuxian convinced Lan Wangji (who was the composer/conductor and casting whatever of this musical with probably like Huaisang as the writer (comebedy isn't our son's strong suit)) to give Xuanyu a shot.

Obviously, in rehearsals and off-stage they're the most chaotic little shits ever ("I FOUND A LIVE SNAKE!!!" "OHHH, LET'S PUT IT IN NIE MINGJUE'S LOCKER!") but then they're also just such cuties. Wei Wuxian is like the best older brother/father ever, and he's letting this baby goth do his eyeliner and they're painting each other's nails. Xuanyu is making increasingly more elaborate plots to get wangxian trapped together. On the day of the first performance, Mo Xuanyu's like panicking until Wei Wuxian fucking face plants after finding Lan Wangji in his conductor outfit. After that, he's too busy laughing to panic (Wei Wuxian was going to fall on purpose but that was unnecessary when Lan Wangji stepped into the room and he went down anyway)

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ARGRHGRGHRGHGHHHH THEYRE EVERYTHINGNGGG FUCKKKK I LOVE MO XUANYU SO MUCHHHH FCUKK!!!!!!!! MXY WWX SIBLING DUO IS MY FUCKING KRYPONITE U CANT DO THIS TO MEEEEEEE

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It's so funny that Luo Binghe asks for love advice and Mobei is the first to pipe up with "beat him three times a day"

which definitely got all the other demons in the room thinking: "and how's that working out for you Lord Desperate To Get Fucked By Your Servant"

Only to get shocked when Shang Qinghua advises Junshang to "be pathetic"

Like imagine watching your colleague fail to land a date with his assistant for forever only for the assistant to reveal he's being trying to land a date with your colleague this whole time

They're so stupid

Oh this is absolutely what was happening from Moshang's perspective

Luo Binghe was just like: "fucking balls my right hand man is an idiot. Thank god Shishu has some decent advice"

My post was speculating only on how every other demon lord was thinking watching this

And yes Moshang is so so stupid

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