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hello :)

@yellobb / yellobb.tumblr.com

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So pumped to finally share the cover for @comicgeekery's upcoming fic as part of the @do-it-with-style-events :D

Y'all will have to wait a couple more months to read the fic (which will have more art from me 👀), but trust me that it will be worth the wait. I've already read the first chapter and I was cackling the entire time

@comicgeekery is a fantastic author and I'm so lucky to have been paired with them for this event ❤️❤️❤️

#m draws#good omens#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#anthony j crowley#aziraphale#this is a buzzerbeater post which is hilarious because I had the base colors done over a month ago lmao#in case you're wondering about the bright fucking yellow#the picture I used to reference the scott pilgrim cover had a sticker on it in the same color#hopefully y'all can recognize the characters at top because I've never drawn any of them before :P#very proud of the lightsaber and it's glow honestly#but the title font is my pride and joy#sent that to all my family members the second I finished it because I was so hyped lol
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Reblogged sightkeeper
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hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god

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Anonymous asked:

could you imagine being a man, a sis gender man, who is really into sounding other men. It's just the only way for you to get off really. But one day you meet a man that you really like, and you just connect with him on a whole other level. And you guys finally get to the point where not only are you in the bedroom with each other, but you're starting to get more open with each other too. About all the things like. The only issue is, is that this man is transgender. He does not have a penis he has never pursued any sort of bottom surgery. So he still has the whole set, the labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres. And he also has a urethra. Now he's willing to indulge in your special weird little thing. You're sounding. And you guys finally get to the bedroom and you have your little sounding pole or whatever it is they use. But you realize some thing very quickly. Do you know where the clitorises you know where the clitoris is, but where… Is the urethra? Riddle me this Batman

jesterbots answered:

i've tried answering this ask in three different ways and each time it deleted whatever i added. labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres. Every time i try to find a new angle to work on this answer with i read another sentence that makes me wince so hard i forget 3/7ths of the english language. labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres. i literally am trying to think of any kind of response but verbally i keep repeating it. "labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres." it's like a spell. it's fucking addicting. it's the only way i know a human being sent it because that was for fucking sure speech to text happening right there for a single sentence. labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres.

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#nsfw#I laughed so hard omg#riddle me this Batman!
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I went to bed and I woke up feeling well rested. this has never happened before what do I do

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DO NOT STAY I BED WHATEVER YOU DO THE EUPHORIA WILL DRAIN FROM YOU BODY AND YOU WILL BE LEFT MORE TIRED THAN BEFORE. ABORT. ABORT. GET OUT OF BED AND GO SIT IN THE SUN BEFORE IT DRAGS YOU BACK.

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woah, bed feels even more comfy than normal....

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FISH NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Reblogged dizzying-sights
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having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)

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This is what happens when constituents put the pressure on instead of just sitting back and doing nothing.

Calls, letters, emails, protests, and townhalls work. Non-stop pounding on GOP reps works.

They're no heros, but civic action works.

#politics
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Reblogged dizzying-sights
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Listening to someone talk about some Australian pastor who faked having cancer only to reveal that he'd lied and his "illness" was the result of stress symptoms from hiding his porn addiction and I started laughing so hard I scared the cats

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Turning the dial over to "objectively funny crimes" and glancing over at the audience only to be met with thousands of disapproving stares. Everyone shakes their head at the same time and I slump and turn the dial back over to "fraud is wrong"

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