“-and then I said ‘well you’re a tad small for a trampoline’ and he got mad at me! can you believe it? anyways so we start walking down the hall-“

[jon’s ref sheet below the cut!]

So… my jondami fanart so far

It's the fact that Jon was in space for like 7+ years, came back, and then they just send him to college like what?? I highly doubt he was being taught at anything educational when he was up there. Algebra?? He doesn't know what that is. His reading and writing skills? When you're in 5th grade you're being taught reading comprehension skills, improving writing mechanics including proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling, understanding basic parts of speech, writing different types of paragraphs (narrative, informative), and learning to analyze text elements like theme and point of view. You think he was keeping up with any of that while he was being imprisoned in a volcano? No! He wasn't! Damian is over here, yelling at him, using words he doesn't understand, that's nothing new but it's still pisses him off cus he feels like he probably should know some of those words are by now.

My boy left with a 5th grade education, spent 7 years trapped in space, came back with that same 5th grade education plus trauma and they send him to college. Absolutely insane.

I dont know how they can go to college in America but from my point of view or knowledge about someone I know who has scholarship to study in America you have to have a great CV, amazing skills, so how could Jon can have it?? Just assume he faked it, he just the one who not graduated from elementary school, just assume he really a genius like he can remember everything by sight but dealing trauma and make a good CV in weeks or months is so….

BTW does Jon still go to college? because if he doesn’t he just the one with 0 life skills, no degree, jobless…. actually I think DC didn’t even bother ab him anymore, like ok if they want adult Jon then make sense it, don’t age him up and treat him like a kid who doesn't have to worry about anything when he grows up instead they make him care about some romance drama stuff (!!???), it's so pointless

They are just so cute I love them ok

Helpless dad

Adults know there’s more fun stuff than just getting jealous.