LeeCook000

ahhhh finally the weekend is beautiful and wide open ahead of me. surely this will be the weekend I finally get my whole life in order and do the twenty-seven things I've been putting off and fix my sleep schedule and make memories with friends and discover my purpose in this world. surely

this time we're really gonna do it guys. I believe in all 4000 of us

i think it's ok to play fighting games to cum. there are worse reasons to do something

and yet, when i play magic the gathering to cum, suddenly its ok to make fun of me

it's never okay to play magic the gathering for any reason

a prayer of gratitude

[ID: image of hebrew text detailing the bracha (jewish blessing) for seeing exceptionally strange-looking people or animals:

בָּרוּךְ אַתָּה יהֵוָהֵ, אֱלהֵינוּ מֶלֶךְ הָעולָם מְשַנֶּה הַבְּרִיּוֹת Baruch ata Adonai, Eloheinu melech ha-olam, m’shaneh ha-briyot. Blessed are You, HaShem* our G-d, Sovereign of the Universe, who makes creatures different.]

this is the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen

Average Stardew Wednesday

DELETE THIS POST

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

I don’t know how I forget about this every year but I love it

I don’t know how I

forget about this every

year but I love it

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

after running this blog since 2021 i have decided to quit this whole shit. yesterday i was visited by the ghost of henry the 8th who convinced me to abandon everything and get into crypto trading. after a life changing TED talk by the late monarch, i’ve decided to host a violent melee to determine the new mod of this place. i’ll turn the entire thing over to the winner. sign up here for details!

Oh boy I hope it's a Rick roll

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

hastily slapped this together in a few seconds

get in losers we're killing caesar.

We should just totally stab caeser

Stab a politician day!!!!

🔪 knife stop 🔪

Take a knife or two to complete any tasks you need to finish soon. Reblog to give your mutuals a knife for any group projects you may be working on

Me: Hehehehe great month to reblog this.. in…

Me: *sees datestamp*

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA

Ides of March gonna be real bittersweet this year

When am I allowed to stab a man?

march 15th

That's so far away though

Women's day, huh

Hey does anybody here know some women

Drawing for you

hey um. did you know you're cute and smart and pretty. and you're kind. and you're good

hey did you know you're evil and wicked and you like magic. and you're fucked up. and you smell bad