mentally ill (flirtatious)

"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

"the world isnt kind" skill issue. I am

This is a threat

Bread clip animals

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

thank you wikipedia for this really good image

a helpful mnemonic for everyone

too good for tags

I am right about things you have never even heard of.

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

i just saw a picture saying “dø or die” and it literally translates to die or die

#do u want to die in danish or english

*Hamlet sweats nervously*

Experience the Moth.

Imagine if they find Luigi innocent and he has to go through the rest of his life as That Guy Who Got Turbodoxxed That One Time Because Everyone Thought He Was An Assassin.

#that'd be fucked up but i think he'd still end up with a whole harem afterwards so it balances out

You realise this is a weird thing to say right. Imagine if some woman got framed by the cops and her entire life and history was exposed like this while the media did everything they could do demonise her and the public just assumed she was guilty but were on her side and went out to dig up the rest, all her social media gets pawed through and analysed and memed to hell and debated and ultimately deleted, and she got out and had to live the rest of her life in the aftermath of that and people on the internet were like "yeah but random dudes all over the world want to fuck her so it balances out"

#''the aftermath'' including a constant barrage of hate saying you got away with it and calling you a killer and harassing you/your family#never being able to find a job because the second an employer googles your name they see a couple of headlines and throw your resume away#not to mention the fact that the time spent in jail leading up to trial has devastating long-term effects on your mental and physical healt#like obviously the tag is a joke but like. criminal defendants are treated with such abject inhumanity by the system and by the public#idk i think dehumanizing people is bad. sue me

I think it would be almost as bad to deal with admirers. You give your credit card to someone and they'd be like, "Dude, you're my hero, you capped that parasite like an ice cold champion of justice, I could only hope to be so cool."

And he'd be, "Listen, I'd like to think I'm pretty cool, but not for that reason, because. I didn't do it?"

And dude would be like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, you have to say that, but really."

If I were him I'd dye my hair, change my name, and leave the country if possible.

someone was turbodoxxing him again so instead of reblogging that I'll reblog this

fries. envelopes. ive been awake for 18 hours can i go to bed now.

you know i think the fact that friends and enemies autocorrected to this and i didn't notice is reason enough i should sleep

Honestly just imagined that an 18 hour shift at the mailing-fries-in-envelopes factory must have been grueling.