Don't give me that "looking respectfully" crap I make my tits that prominent for a reason

Finally someone who gets me

official boob post

Don't give me that "looking respectfully" crap I make my tits that prominent for a reason

Finally someone who gets me

official boob post

April Fool's: High Magistrate Aleksander

Turned Mortarion's Biggest Yeen, champion of Nurgle and Typhus' biggest rival during the Great Crusade into Chaos Lord of Tzeentch

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

“but I stay silly!”

Reblog you stay silly

i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.

so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.

hey this is apparently helping a lot of people! adding that on top of this you can also go to settings > personalization > colors and turn off transparency to also boost performance. this wasn't the Big Fix for me but might as well do that too if you're trying to optimize.

past a certain note threshold on tumblr posts you unlock a bloodborne-esque insight and the strange lives of this site's users become visible to you

(x)

we fucking found them?

Ok I know we joke about this but I just went to the settings and first clicked "adjust for best performance" and then re-checked only 1 box:

"Smooth edges of screen fonts"

My computer was running hot before I turned everything off; the office I'm in is very warm, I could feel the heat of my CPU through the keyboard. The fans were going, not as loud as they usually get, but they were still blasting.

Y'all.

I can barely feel the warmth through the keyboard now. It's been like 2 minutes. The fan is nearly silent.

Click the Windows key and start typing "System settings", and "View Advanced system settings" will pop up. Then click "Settings" under Performance:

Then you'll see this:

TURN IT ALL OFF.

I turned "Show window contents while dragging" and then turned that off again. It's up to you.

FUCKING THANK YOU.

we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am

.- …. …. …. …. …. / ..-. . .-.. .-.. / -.. --- .-- -. / .- -. -.. / -… .-. --- -.- . / -- -.-- / .--. . -. .. - … / - --- -.. .- -.-- / -.-- . --- .-- -.-. …. / --- ..- -.-. …. / -.-- --- ..- -.-. …. -.-.-- -.-.-- -.-.-- -.-.-- / … . -. - / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- -.-- / - . .-.. . --. .-. .- .--. ….

personally i prefer semaphore

so prefacing this with the fact that I know that the fun is sorta taken out of this by me translating, but not everyone will have the energy to look it up themselves, so I figured I'd help out.

Morse code: AEEEEE FELL DOWN AND TROKE MY PENIT TODAY YEOWCE OUCH YOUCH!!!! SENT FROM MY TELEGRAPH

Semaphore: NO NOT YOUR PENITS

yeah okay ill reblog that

Please keep this circulating. Cops are getting more and more brazen, know your rights!

good to know

Reblogging every time this goes past

I had to learn my rights the hard way…read this, study it, memorize it, this is insanely valuable information.

This is actually very helpful, thanks!

As a criminal justice student, I will say this is pretty accurate and extremely valuable info that everyone should know. Learn it.

Quick warning that the post doesn’t really go into: DO NOT OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR UNTIL YOU HAVE A VALID WARRANT. Sometimes, I do not have personal experience as to the frequency, a cop (see: bastard) will stick their foot in the door when you open it so you cannot close it again, and if you try to force it shut you will be “assaulting” an officer.

JOIN STREAM!!! DONATE!!! I'm like... in there sorta

oh no nvm I'm IN the stream. I'm THERE. GO

As protests start ramping up and violence escalates please remember:

DO NOT PUT MILK IN YOUR EYES FOR PEPPER SPRAY OR TEAR GAS.

It can and will cause infection due to bacteria. Flush with water, distilled if possible, and never EVER wear contact lenses to protests where there may be police retaliation.

Please reblog. It may save someone's sight.

Water reactivates pepper spray and it will hurt like hell. Use saline. It will still hurt like hell but you'll get it over with faster. Here's another link with treatment solutions.

If you get pepper sprayed, use fresh water. Don't rub your eyes, pat them dry with a clean rag/towel. (Once you get to a safe location, do this as soon as possible. Running water is best)

Even after it's dried, the pepper spray reactivates with water, so be very careful when you go to shower! When I got pepper sprayed, I used damp paper towels to reactivate the pepper spray and wipe as much as I could off my skin/face before I got in the shower. I've heard baby shampoo is best, but I just used normal soap.

YOU hates terfs

rb if u hates terfs

if you tell me you’re a terf to my face you’re getting stabbed :3

Art I saw on TikTok, here's the deviantart link for all you thirsty bitches

🌳🌲🌳🌳🌲🌳🌳🌳🌲

Tiny forest for your dash

🐿️🦔🦉🐜🕷️

wildlife returning to your dash :)

🌳🦆🌿🌈🌅🐸🌱🌳🦋🌳

Look, there's a small river crossing your dash!

⛰️⛰️🏔️🐏🌲🐐⛰️🌲🦅🏔️⛰️

We're coming up on a mountain range

🌱🌾🌻☘️🌼🌱🏵🌾🌼🐦☘️🌻☘️🌾🌱🏵

Meadow!

🌅🌊🐬🐟🐠🐙🐚🌴

Slowly reaching the coast!

☁️🍃🕊️☁️🐦☁️☁️🦅🦇☁️🦋☁️🌤️

Into the sky

🌌🌙🚀☄️🌌🪐🌟💫🌌🪐🌠🛸

Made it to space!

i killed you all.

🔥🪨🔥🪨🪨🪨🔥🪨🪨🪨🌱🪨🪨🪨🔥🪨🪨🔥🪨🪨🪨🪨🔥

and yet, life remains

🪨🪨🪨🌱🪨🪨🪨🪨🌿🪳🪨🪨🪨☘️🪨

the fire died out. we’re recovering

🌳🌲🌳🌳🌲🌳🌳🌳🌲

Tiny forest for your dash

🚁🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Helicopter sets things on fire.

🚁🚒🚒🚒🚒

The local firefighters are here to put out the fires

I mean.... .... .... he’s not wrong? The Imperium being besieged on all sides and trapped in constant state of war due to The Emperor’s terrible mistakes ten thousand years ago IS a prominent and relevant moral allegory to modern social issues. 

Mind explaining that? I ain't doubting you I just don't see the links between them. Probably cus I focus on necrons more lmao. But honestly I'd love to hear how these two corrolate!

Imperialism and Colonialism causing problems for their descendants and creating monsters of their own making 

Also the xenophobia which led to the destruction of all the aliens that weren't TOTAL jerks, either had all the survivors go full Chaos or become equally twisted by hatred towards humand.