Pinned
I’m back after a long hiatus, I just wanna be mutuals with some cute boys 😮💨🤠
もののけ姫 Princess Mononoke - Dir. Hayao Miyazaki (1997)
Pushes my dick inside you
*hacker voice* I'm in
openin’ the door to the microwave one second early because you don’t need all the hootin’ and hollerin’
Spoiler alert for those who have not watched/read this decades old story, he DOES actually have a nuke in his pussy in this scene.
Oppenhymen
I'm dying.
It is not enough to get into a comfy sleeping position- one must go through several and spin like a rotisserie chicken to arrive at the position you started with.
*has regular conversation with mutual*
*sends nude*
*goes back to regular conversation*
Be a good boy and get under my desk