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Just Ass and Glory

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Hi I'm Zet

CHRONICALLY OVERWHELMED CAD DRAFTER & FIC WRITER

  • 35 she/they pansexual
  • Neurodivergent/ADHD
  • Married a he/him who likes bears
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  • Mass Effect !!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Other games: world of warcraft, destiny 2, monster hunter, various survival craft games, resident evil
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  • save me from emmrich brainrot pls
  • also fuck ai that shit makes me so mad

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As far as I’m concerned, the Lich Lords of the Grand Necropolis are just a bunch of sentient Roombas, solemnly bumbling around in circles in the dustiest corners of the necropolis.

Like seriously, what the fuck are they even doing?

Supposedly they’re these ancient, all-powerful beings, movers of destinies, terrifying whispers in the void, and yet when actual shit hit the fan, they were nowhere to be fucking seen.

The Inquisitor was ass-deep in demons, knee-deep in eldritch bullshit, bleeding out in five dimensions at once, and what did the Great and Powerful Roomba Brigade do?

Jack. Fucking. Shit.

And when Rook had two elven gods actively trying to clap their cheeks into the astral plane like they were a fucking party favor?

Radio silence. Not a cursed peep. Didn’t even bother to send a passive-aggressive ghost emoji.

Just vibing uselessly in the basement, dry-humping the same cracked marble pillar for six hundred years, probably trying to invent a dildo that hits your soul’s g-spot and calls you “Master of the Necropolis” every five minutes to make eternity slightly less boring.

Emmrich, babe, i beg you, reconsider your career choices.

I'm pleased to say that I got a bunch of productive writing done last weekend and crossing my fingers that Beautiful Bones chapter 3 + epilogue might be ready to go by this upcoming Sunday

Also I'm going to see Well There's Your Problem podcast's live show this upcoming weekend! :D

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hey yknow what’s kinda fucked up and more than kinda tragic

in canon, we never hear about samara’s bondmate, morinth-rila-falere’s other parent. all we know is that they were another asari, that’s it. samara never speaks of them, only of her daughters. the family seems to have been very happy prior to morinth going on the run, with it heavily implied that both samara’s relationship with her daughters and the three sisters’ relationships with each others were very close. i mean, morinth is willing to risk getting caught by the reapers to check on her sisters in me3, that’s dedication. given how important her family is to samara, and how much she had to be willing to give up to join the justicars, we can infer something has taken the bondmate out of the picture.

we know from multiple sources that asari don’t consider melding to be a sex thing; liara tells us it’s quite common for melding to occur between close friends and family members.

we also know that the ardat-yakshi condition lies dormant until puberty.

i’m not saying morinth’s first kill was her own parent in a tragic accident nobody could possibly have predicted that would have been horrifically psychologically scarring for everyone involved, but it sure does look that way don’t it

yeah i wanted to post the final update to beautiful bones this sunday but as I've basically not written all week, this is unlikely to happen

the fic is literally 90% finished but that last 10% is the hardest part because i have to set aside time for the crippling doubt and self-criticism etc etc etc yall know how it goes

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