i died like 5 years ago my body just kept going

Yup returning to necromancy, I’m so back. And you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re

my boss accidentally added a wrong number to our group chat 😭

Profile of the golden tiger II by Tambako the Jaguar on Flickr.

please don’t remove photo credits ~ thanks :)

i literally dont care what your excuse for using AI is. if you didnt put your own effort into making it im not putting my own effort into interacting with it.

"buhbub uhbubuh its just a tool!!" yeah youd know about being a tool wouldnt you

maybe ask chatgpt to generate someone who gives a fuck

i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun

i meant completely smooth but flat it actuwlly funnier

new flat earth thearoy: we could do it

"please advise" is the professional email equivalent of "girl help"

@tativati0n

Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years

y’all really weren’t joking about how teens on here will have all of their personal info in a convenient lil about me page and sometimes just their bios!!!!!!!!!!! the amount of sirens that are going off in my head!!!!!! 

hi hello teens™ I am holding your hand gently when I say that no one needs to know/should know your medical history nor every single mental illness you have nor if you’ve been professionally diagnosed or not. put yourself into the headspace of someone who would WANT to know that info for any reason. why would they?? there’s literally no good answer to that. embrace anonymity.

I haven’t uploaded here in a hot minute. It’s been a difficult time in my life with health issues and general money problems that we’re all going through right now. But I’m hoping this is a new leaf. I’ve learned a lot and just want to create for the sake of creating again instead of for the sake of surviving if that makes sense.

Anyway…… That long tirade over, here is an illustration Of Merlin in the woods. Hope you’re all doing well in life.

Louise Glück

[image text: Telemachus’ Detachment / When I was a child looking / at my parents’ lives, you know / what I thought? I thought / heartbreaking. Now I think / heartbreaking, but also / insane. Also / very funny.]