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hi I'm layney

@zombielesbean / zombielesbean.tumblr.com

hey I'm a weirdo airhead girl named alayna | I draw stuff, make games, and weird noises | 20s | asexual

I'm doing character art commissions!

  • Sketch - $12 (I'll also do clean linework for $20)
  • Profile Picture (head+upper torso only) - $15
  • Finished Drawing w/Color (solid color/minimal background) - $50
  • Finished Drawing w/Color and Detailed Background - $65

All of these options are for a single character only, additional characters add $15 per additional character in the piece

Won't do: nsfw (lewd, etc.)

I am not very good at drawing furry characters and/or boys, but I'll try my best at them if you want me to! Please DM me to get started or for more info!

(also check out my Patreon for more!)

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if they make this guy playable in mario kart world then thats it. thats my main

I like how before the reveal trailer for mario kart world I never in a million years would have requested or even possibly expected a fucking ant trooper to be a playable character in mario kart and now here we are

I like how Mario Kart World and Mario Kart Tour could have had their names swapped and both would still make sense for each other lol

like in Mario Kart Tour you travel the world and in Mario Kart World you go on a tour

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am currently away from home but I wanted to talk about racing stuff from the switch 2 direct right away so here's my super informal phone video I made hehehe

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man I gotta hurry up and finish playing the switch games I've still got going, I've got mario & luigi, pikmin 1 & 2 and tears of the kingdom I gotta finish soon

okay actually I'll wait and finish tears of the kingdom on the switch 2 then

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am currently away from home but I wanted to talk about racing stuff from the switch 2 direct right away so here's my super informal phone video I made hehehe

head in my hands. i feel like i've just discovered some grand conspiracy.

King Boo only actually appears in the Luigi's Mansion series and Mario Kart Tour. his "main series" appearance is literally just some other guy using the same name.

it's been the real guy this motherfucker was based off all along. that's why he's paired up with Petey Piranha (another Sunshine boss) in the design's first appearance- Mario Kart Double Dash. their crown designs are strikingly similar, and his name in the debug menu even confirms it.

do not be fooled by the phrasing of "erroneously". this is one of the precious few times this man has correctly been called Big Boo since the crown entered the picture.

that is NOT king boo!!! he's lying to you!!

i do NOT respect the man above (stinky bastard) but he's getting his identity stolen and i will NOT be silent

ALSO. THE CONNECTION IS STILL THERE IN MARIO KART 8 AND 8 DELUXE

IT'S ALL THE REAL VERSION SUNSHINE BIG BOO.

am gonna make a video later today talking about the racing game stuff announced at the switch 2 direct today :) will just be me talking on my phone cause I'm away from home and don't have much editing capability ehehe

Gordon Ramsay visiting the Addams Family: oh fuck me, they've got uncle fester in here

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its funny when people ask for permission to stream a publicly released game, like. the game is finished and released and you bought it, it's not under my control anymore, what am I gonna do to stop you from streaming it now, do whatever you want with the game its your copy lol

You can put Twnkl Gft on a thumbstick and shove it up your fucking ass, it's out of our hands now

its funny when people ask for permission to stream a publicly released game, like. the game is finished and released and you bought it, it's not under my control anymore, what am I gonna do to stop you from streaming it now, do whatever you want with the game its your copy lol

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my next racing video is here!! I always loved the driving segments in Spark the Electric Jester 3, so I discussed what I liked about them, as well as the other racing games made by the developer! Enjoy~!

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my next racing video is here!! I always loved the driving segments in Spark the Electric Jester 3, so I discussed what I liked about them, as well as the other racing games made by the developer! Enjoy~!

now this might sound slightly unhinged but the main thing I'm hoping to see at the Switch 2 direct is Mario Paint, either being added to Switch Online or like a brand new game, cause like. they've got this new joy con mouse thing right. the biggest most well known thing they ever made with mouse controls was Mario Paint. so like. what are they even doing if its not there to show off the new mouse yknow?

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