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wrong about canon on purpose

@zorilleerrant / zorilleerrant.tumblr.com

supposedly I also write things | adult | same name on DW, pf, and AO3 | all transformative works of my stuff welcome | send me an ask with headcanons, prompts, or questions about my OC's (even if I don't know you! it's fine!) | all ask games open for at least a week. if you still want to ask stuff just write the whole question it won't bother me | if they're from Gotham I probably like them. also Monkey Prince, Shazamily, Booster Gold, Static, John Constantine, Peacemaker, Lucifer, and the Legends of Tomorrow | if I say something "incorrect" about canon it's either on purpose or I don't care. the comics aren't more canon than other media
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Character HC Asks For Any Relationship

Friends? Family? Enemies? Lovers? Canon characters? OCs? These asks fit all relationship types! Send at least two characters and a number to receive someone's headcanon answer. Optionally include what kind of relationship type you want to hear about, otherwise it's answerer's choice!

And as always, consider sending an ask to whoever you reblogged from to brighten their day!

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1. How did they meet and what were their first impressions of each other?

2. What kind of dynamic do they have with each other?

3. What do others think of them?

4. Do they have the same love language as each other?

5. Is their joint future bright or bleak?

6. How close are they physically?

7. Do they have a desire to protect each other?

8. Do they prefer being alone, together, or with others?

9. Do they laugh at each other?

10. Who would win in a fight?

11. Who is a better liar?

12. Who is a better caregiver?

13. Who is a better dancer?

14. Who is a better cook?

15. Who has better fashion sense?

16. Who loses their temper fastest?

17. Who would bring home a stray animal?

18. Who would hold onto a grudge longer?

19. Who is quickest to throw money at a problem?

20. What's the worst thing about them teaming up?

21. What's the best thing about them teaming up

22. What's something they both love?

23. What's something they both hate?

24. What's something that one of them loves, but the other hates?

25. Would they ever be jealous of each other?

26. Would they ever be jealous over each other?

27. How would they solve the trolley problem together?

28. What's a conversation they'd get overly invested in that nobody else would care about?

29. Would they ever get matching tattoos?

30. What's something one thinks the other should improve upon?

31. What's a false conclusion one might jump to about the other?

32. What's a book, movie or song one would recommend to the other?

33. What's something they'd find surprising about each other?

34. What's something that makes them proud of each other?

35. What is a point of gossip other people might say about them?

36. What is a gift one would give to the other?

37. What would it take for them to betray each other?

38. What do they find embarrassing about each other?

39. What's an inside joke they'd have together?

40. What's a secret one would never tell the other?

41. If they had to spend a month apart, how would they fare?

42. If someone else assumes they are romantic partners, how do they react?

43. If someone else assumes they are blood relatives, how do they react?

44. If they had to squeeze together in a cramped space, what would happen?

45. If one of them was in trouble, what would the other do?

46. If they could each have one wish related to the other, what would it be?

47. If they had to solve a complex puzzle together, how would it go?

48. If they swapped bodies, how would they handle it?

49. If one of them wanted to split up, how would the other react?

50. If they had to write their future selves a note, what would it say?

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50. If they had

to write their future selves a

note, what would it say?

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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So, tattoo shop AUs are really popping off lately and personally I love it. What’s more romantic than bleeding for art? Nothing!

But as someone married to a tattoo artist, I have been experiencing some mild She Wouldn’t Say That regarding tattoo culture. So here’s a few quick tips that may help inform your AU. With a grain of salt for my mostly-second-hand knowledge:

  • NO ONE REPUTABLE SHOP WILL TATTOO A DRUNK PERSON. EVER. or even a person they suspect of any kind of inebriation. This is not just for Regret reasons, but also because alcohol is a blood thinner. If someone is on an acute dose of blood thinners, you generally do not want to stab them dozens of times per second.
  • Maybe this is regional, but in my experience most tattoo places don’t call themselves parlors anymore. It has a kind of seedy vibe. I see shop or studio a lot but rarely parlor.
  • Most tattoo artists are hot, yes, but none are as hot at my wife
  • Tattooing janks up your hands. Sometimes in a RSI way but definitely in a changing-gloves-every-five-minutes-fucks-up-your-skin way.
  • Artists themselves are rarely if ever employees of the shop. They will be independent contractors who pay the shop either a cut of their sales or rent on their station like a hair dresser. They are also (usually) responsible for taking care of their own supplies, tools, etc. except for the stencil printer. What kind of dweeb would have their own stencil printer?
  • There is always a line for the stencil printer. Always.
  • Artists generally spend orders of magnitude more time working on art, replying to emails, doing consults, etc compared to time with their needles in skin.
  • A typical schedule for an artist might be: wake up at noon and guzzle half her body weight in coffee, one appointment from 1-4, and another from 6-9. Home to eat one (1) real meal at 10 pm. Drawing until 5 am. This is good for her actually and good for our marriage and she’s so healthy all the time.
  • An ideal shop receptionist needs to be friendly, knowledgeable, and encouraging. They also need to be willing to get out the baseball bat that is kept behind the counter.
  • If a shop has to choose between “good people skills” and “will promptly rebuff Nazis and the obviously inebriated” the later is often a more important consideration.
  • At any given moment in any given shop there’s going to be at least one apprentice or someone bumming around hoping to be taken on as an apprentice. They spawn on tic and this feature cannot be disabled.
  • Again I can not overstate how hot my wife is
#I think it's regional because I see some places that prominently use parlor because they're historical#like either the actual place itself is old and likes to keep that up to be fancy and impressive#or the area is historical or leans into historical (or historical fiction) kind of vibes and so it feels cool and a little old-timey#so I think if fics are leaning into the vampire aesthetic they might want to go for it still! it's goffik
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if anyone ever tries to body-shame you, remember that there was a whole span of at least 20 years when the most popular Beautiful Lady DollsTM in Europe and the US had double-chins and cheeks that look like they had buccal fat augmentation:

this is Barbie, 1860s-1880s

and she may not have a realistic body either, but she is a stylized rendition of Plump Lady Wearing Normally-Laced Corset

and everyone looked at these dolls and thought "wow, that is depicting a beautiful woman!"

and they were right, as are all appreciators of any women

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and they were right, as

are all appreciators

of any women

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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Jason: Y'know, I was actually a ghost for a while before I was revived

Dick: *eye twitching* Is that so?

Jason: *smirking* Yeah.

Dick: That's so- interesting! I'll be right back! *slams the bathroom door in his face*

Dick, whisper screaming into his phone: LESLIE, I DON'T NEED THE ANTIPSYCHOTICS, I WASN'T HALLUCINATING JASON THAT WAS GENUINELY JUST HIS GHOST-

Jason, who only ever haunted Dick a couple days because he realized that Dick didn't seem to care about his death and thought Dick was only upset because Jason might've seen something embarrassing about him as a ghost: ?!?!?

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I heard about the man with the undead curse, he lives in the catacombs below the city. Some say he's a sorcerer conducting tons of research in the secrecy. Others recount a trickster scaring drunks by pretending to be one of the dead. Staying still amongst the bones and suddenly jumping out with a shriek.

A little hint, he is not covered in dust nor cobwebs.

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Found a super simple sketch from a few years back and decided to touch it up and chip away at a new character whenever I had some free time!

Homer is friend :)

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What a nice post. There’s no way the notes aren’t incredibly rancid in there.

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Post: picture of a cool rock

Me: I wonder what people are saying in the notes. I sure hope it’s cool and normal

The notes: Genocide is fine when I want to do it actually

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The notes: Genocide

is fine when I want to do

it actually

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

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@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

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@holyknuckled like that?

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oh? my god???

yeah, Exactly like that

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We argue that first contact day was an unmitigated fuckfest, but if you take a closer look at the screenshots, you'll see that Zefram was actually wearing fingerless gloves.

Wait, post cancelled, that's basically lingerie.

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Gloves being Vulcan lingerie is a concept that unsettles me in a way that I can't quite articulate.

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(snerk)

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