What Are You Talking About You Weirdo?

Bruce has finally done it. After six long years of not knowing the Captain’s secret identity, he’s cracked the flipping code. Finally. FINALLY. It’s been driving him up the wall for years. Call him obsessed, but Bruce thinks he’s driven.

As of right now, Bruce Wayne, or Batman was staked out in front of the Vazquez house, laying on a roof, holding binoculars, and watching as Victor Vazquez, a.k.a. Captain Marvel corralled his kids into his car. He’s finally got him.

The family, and Christ the Captain, or should he be calling him Victor now, was big. He could each other the other Marvel’s albeit more bitty. So it’s a family business… no wonder the man never reacted strangely to seeing Robin for the first time. His kids are superheroes as well, and some of them either younger or the same age as Bruce’s Robins. Though, Bruce is confused as to how they change into adult when they need to fight.

Anyways, it was time to let the Captain know he knew.

At the Mall…

Bruce: *in the Bruce getup, approaches Victor* “Victor Vasquez.”

Victor: *confused* “Uh… Do I know you sir?”

Bruce: “You do.” *hands him a file for an upcoming mission* “I thought I’d give you this in person.”

Victor: *stares at it, wondering if it’s drugs* “What is this?”

Bruce: “You know.”

Victor: “No I don’t?? What is this???”

Bruce: *walks off*

Victor: “Hey! Don’t go!”

Bruce left after that. He was honestly impressed with the Captain. He didn’t show any signs of lying. He must only be a bad liar when it came to things that didn’t involve his identity. He must not take that stuff seriously. Bruce made sure to stake them out once more though. He watched as Victor disappeared into a room with no windo—”

Marvel: “What are you doing?”

Batman: *pauses, slowly looks up*

Marvel: *is looking down at him disapprovingly*

Later, At the Watchtower…

Marvel: “I can’t believe you’d stake out my house!”

Batman: *just standing there cause he’s heard this lecture so many times*

Marvel: “I can’t believe you even tracked me down?! What is wrong with you cause last I checked, I’ve made it clear to everyone that I’m not comfortable sharing my identity!”

Batman: *zoning out at this point*

Marvel: *pacing and ranting*

Batman: *still zoned out*

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I'd just like to clarify some things about Senator Cory Booker's marathon Senate speech in protest of the present administration and everything they are doing to the American people.

Senator Booker was NOT allowed to sit down, eat, or use the bathroom during his speech. Sitting or leaving the room to use the bathroom would be considered yielding the floor. Eating would have interfered with his speaking and the person who has the senate floor must continue to speak, except when listening to questions that they will then answer.

He only took occasional sips of water.

The person who previously held the record for longest speech on the Senate floor did have bathroom breaks and also did things like read from the encyclopedia.

Senator Booker did not do that. His speech was to point out the damage that this administration is doing and he stayed on that subject.

Senator Booker's speech did reach many people. It wasn't a silly stunt that was done so that he could take the record for longest speech. He wanted to show the country that democrats will do something to bring attention to the problems we are facing. That democrats are listening to them.

Senator Cory Booker spoke for 25 hours and 4 minutes to "make good trouble."

also like, a Black man breaking Strom Thurmond's record is absolutely *chef's kiss*

for those who are too young to know about Strom, he was literally a white supremacist

He trained himself to give this speech by practicing and then implementing limits on food and water intake leading up to this. He cut out food for days, then cut out water the day before.

He then went to do an appearance on Maddow after yielding.

Bane holding Dick dressed as Batman: I promise I will break your back as well

Bane attempts to snap dicks spine

Dick: *bends*

Bane: *straightens Dick back and tries to snap dicks spine over his knee*

Dick ‘I wanted to be a contortionist in the circus’ Grayson: bends to accommodate shape of knee

Bane: wut

Dick: … I’m Batman?

Bane: …

Dick: idk man it seemed appropriate for the moment

Bane:….

Third time's the charm! XD

Billy Batson and Tawky Tawny WIP

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When Random Person says: I prommy

Translation: Cutesy way to say I promise

When Billy Batson says: I prommy

Translation: I will do as Prometheus once did and ignore the Gods warnings for the sake of humanity

reblog if you’re okay with people writing fanfics of your fanfics and/or fanfics inspired by your fanfics

billy isn't afraid of making his position clear

i walk a fine line between “i’m asexual and i hate how much the world revolves around sex” and “sex is way too stigmatized and people should be able to be more open about it if they want to”

I think these are two sides of the coin called "sex should not be such a big deal"

im making my girl promotional posters hashtag support small businesses

Billy and The Evil Tummy Ache (his biggest rival) (aka Billy is just a little guy who needs some Tums and Pepto Bismol)

Clark, watching with squinted eyes, trying to figure out what kind of injury he has, but his XRay vision isn't showing anything: Billy, are you okay?

Billy, groaning, hunched over in his JL chair: I'm fine... don't worry about me... *waving Clark away*

Clark, who's now suspecting internal injuries: Are you certain? I think we should get you to the infirmary- *standing up to try and pull Billy to the infirmary*

Bruce, showing up with a Tums tablet and small medical shot of Pepto Bismol: He'll be fine. He ate something funny for breakfast. *rubbing Billys back gently, brushing his hair out of his face*

Clark, who had no idea Bruce was keeping tabs on Billy, let alone having *breakfast* with the boy: ???

Billy Batson Headcanon Part 3 (?)

Anyway, so here's something that's been kicking about in my head for a while: indigenous!Billy.

trying to get better at coloring. and also hair.

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