The way Emmrich is So coy about Strife "he gave me a jewelled skull... one thing led to another..." then you talk to Strife and he essentially says "I'll be level with you. We will be fucking until dawn."

I'm posting this here as well cus it took me half a day to make it.

I love Illario so much and this part of the song fits him so perfectly...

Kept the hands neutral ( could not be bothered to do my character scarification ) but now everyone can identify their own character in this if they wanna :3

To boil my last long-ass post down to its bare essentials:

Illario Dellamorte in a slutty Lords of Fortune outfit, vest open, tits out

Illario Dellamorte dripping in gold

Illario Dellamorte with a scruff of beard and a ponytail

Illario Dellamorte as a pirate

Let that boy put the “ho” in “yo ho ho.”

Transmasculine Lucanis

All of Lucanis' inner and external conflict through the lens of a transmasc person is like....SO JUICY.

Fit gave me MW Rook vibes, so I drew mine in it !

no reason for lucanis to have crow armour on in the ossuary + definitely no reason for lucanis’ crow armour to have demon eye theming prior to spite = my watsonian answer is that spite fully manifested that armour into the world like he does with the fade islands

it’s exactly how lucanis remembers his armours but with bonus emotional support knives to make him feel better (he thinks there were always that many knives) and then spite was like Hmmmmm. More! Eyes! for reasons best known to itself. maybe it thinks pride demons are fashionable. maybe it used to look like that. maybe its not rlly clear on eyes and thinks this will help them see better. could be anything

just for this I will now keep looking in other places after I find it

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

starting a collection

If I may submit:

@bunabi this feels relevant

The “oh I could definitely write this fanfic in under 5000 words and it really wouldn’t take me that long” voice in your head is actually the devil speaking

Every time someone refers to Neve Gallus as an “ice queen,” a thousand angels lose their wings. Please be careful out there.

calling Neve an "ice queen": bad. tired. overused. inaccurate.

calling Neve the "Winter from Tevinter": fun. cute. clever. self-referential. it also rhymes, AND you can bellow it like Isabela, or a WWE announcer, or both.

Saarash x Harding kiddo headcanon: I find the idea that the kid would immediately clock that it's Harding actually who is more of a bad cop type parent really funny. Saarash may be big and terryfingly stoic but they also turn into an awkward dork any time they are out of their depth- and parenting is VERY out if their depth. So they basically default to just giving their accidentally adopted daughter anything she asks for because it makes her happy.

Lace on the other hand- growing up on farm she had to take care of children every once in a while. It turn out this very sweet, bubbly girl can actually have the most life-threatening arms-crossed "What have you done now young lady?" stare known to man. And the kid learns very fast that while "No" from Lace actually very much definitely means "No".

Idk something about the child being totally unafraid of the big stereotypically scary parent but treating the small cute dwarf lady with the healthy dose of respect is extremely endearing to me.

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

Alright, nearly 6k of Illario/Rook assplay, fresh off the ol' press.

I really made myself laugh with this one. What if Rook has a bucket list and little time left to check things off??

Illario/Silvie shenanigans inside!

Me with that fic: