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a, eto... bwehh~♪

@zymple / zymple.tumblr.com

any pronouns / just a silly blog with random posts. still not sure what things require warning, so if there’s anything you want me to tag, send an ask and i'll try to remember from then on.

This Northern Cardinal (Cardinalis cardinalis) ignored the pollen besmirched widows to stop by and judge me...

Was playing bg3 on ironman and Wyll just kinda got himself killed from 2 opportunity attacks in his introduction fight and never joined the party lol

okay i did this but i had already looted him like an hour earlier so now he's just walking around in his tighty whities

okay I bought all his clothes back from the vendor it's fine it's fine it's fine

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Reblogged moonpaw

johto pokemon vs pokemon from new york

bonus: that phenomenon where japanese tourists visit paris and have a breakdown bc of how shit it is

has YOUR favorite fictional woman over the age of 30 experienced fandom misogyny from people who are mad at Their Mom From Real Life? call our offices, toll-free, day or night. we're the nation's #1 law firm that specializes in defending adult women who make choices and have character traits. if the prosecution has started calling her a selfish bitch, pick up the phone today!!!

Excuse me, does your firm also represent women under thirty who experience fandom misogyny from people who are mad at That Girl From College/Work/High School?

we take those cases pro fucking bono

guess who went on an unauthorized adventure today during cage cleaning? fall out boy did!

Sometimes creative inspiration strikes in unexpected places. Sometimes rodent mugshots grace your dash at the perfect time. Sometimes you want to practice with the painting brushes in the digital art program of your choice. Sometimes you just can't resist.

ahhhhhh omg you captured her big wet dumb boba eyes 😭😭😭😭❤️

I feel sorry for children because they never had the experience of playing games or watching things for free. It's why I think a lot of them don't hate ads as much as people older then them do, they just accepted them as a necessary part of their reality and deal with it because the ads have always been there for them.

When I was 14 and started using wattpad it was still a shitty little fanficiton app and everything on that app was free. E v e r y t h i n g.

You only needed an account and you could download countless books and read them offline whenever you wanted. You could write offline and publish and edit whatever and whenever you wanted. There were no ads, no premium no money involved what so ever. It was the reason why I used it, I used to download (well save to my library) 200 fanfics before my summer vacation because I knew I wouldn't have internet and I wanted to entertain myself, I wrote 7 books and published them for fun because I could write and save while offline and then publish them later if I wanted.

When I opened wattpad after a few years I was first met with "upgrade to premium to download and read unlimited books" and then I was met with an ad in between chapters. I didn't continue I deleted my account and haven't even wanted to download it again.

What capitalism and consumerism did in the last few years has had an affect on everything in such a way that cannot be explained unless you've seen the before. Because now you have these platforms crying and begging you not to use an ad blocker, but that means nothing to me because I know they can function without ads, because I've seen and experienced it. Which is why I do not understand people who pay for these things, but if I grew up in an environment where all of these things were already this obsessed with getting money maybe I wouldn't complain either.

Tldr. children do not have spaces anymore where they're not bombarded with ads and it's sad because they were born into this.

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