birbleafs:

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Kaveh, vexed, and being sarcastic in the midst of their usual bickering: Hmph, well someone’s a real comedian today.
Al-Haitham, flattered, and actually perceiving himself as the funniest person he knows: Thanks for the compliment. I am indeed full of wit.

birbleafs:

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For Liz, because she enables all my Kavetham brainrot ideas lol 🔥

We were keysmashing on twitter 2 days ago about a True Love’s Kiss AU, with my spin on unconventional love declarations/proposals + Kaveh’s propensity for intrusive bad thoughts… and this edit happened. Dialogues here are all written by me this conversation sounded funnier in my head, sorry not sorry lol.

Copy-pasted details about our ramblings under cut for posterity:

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frandulent:

birbleafs:

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It’s hilarious how easily you could swap in (tweaked) dialogues from Pride & Prejudice (book/movie/bbc tv series, doesn’t matter) and it would all still sound like their usual snippy and petty banter lol.

Happy Valentine’s Day to the two divorced-married idiots!! I need them to bite each other’s faces off, then kiss and makeup in bed later 🔥

CHAAAR ILOVE THIS OMG 🔥🔥🔥 ngl i had a brainfart moment at first and legit thought these were lines from your wip or something cuz it just sounded like them in canon Lmfaos

I had missed this oops why do tunglr notifications suck

hhghdsjksv not a wip, though I can understand why you’d think that. anyway, it just sounds canon because kvthm are already Lizzie and Darcy coded, so lol.

birbleafs:

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It’s hilarious how easily you could swap in (tweaked) dialogues from Pride & Prejudice (book/movie/bbc tv series, doesn’t matter) and it would all still sound like their usual snippy and petty banter lol.

Happy Valentine’s Day to the two divorced-married idiots!! I need them to bite eat other’s faces off, then kiss and makeup in the bed later 🔥

birbleafs:

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Work has been eating up my brain/energy and I didn’t have time to finish up a proper fic for Al-Haitham’s birthday. So have a silly meme for the lulz instead lol.

Partly inspired by Liz’s tweet about kvthm emotional v0re and absolutely, fully enabled by @frandulent. Joke is also based on this post and that one Kate Beaton comic. Happy birthday, Al-Haitham! :“)

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was keysmashing with @frandulent and we have concluded that this, essentially, is the ending of Al-Haitham’s Story Quest lol.

frandulent:

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HAPPY BIRBDAY TUNACHAR!!! @laindir 💕💕 Here’s a cursed meme featuring your favorite divorced husbands loooool

HHGKJSFGKS LMAO THANKS FRAN…. this is Very Cursed but also 100% what they’d say to each other, I love it 🔥🔥

frandulent:

laindir:

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@frandulent ❤️🔪 I couldn’t decide which was funnier, so you get both of them begrudgingly admiring each other’s b00b window/tit chest piercing lol

CCCJDKSFJKb HELP THEY ARE MIRORRING EACH OTHER TUNACHAR IM LAUGHINGKFJK DK

LOL LISTEN MY CURSED SHITPOSTING IS ALWAYS STILL CANON COMPLIANT OK OK

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@frandulent ❤️🔪 I couldn’t decide which was funnier, so you get both of them begrudgingly admiring each other’s b00b window/tit chest piercing lol

frandulent:

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@laindir 💓💓

frandulent:

laindir:

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Me, staring listlessly into the void as I add yet another checkmark on my list of accidental-cursed-shitposting-tweets-turned-canon:
/inserts [benafflecksmoking dot jpeg meme]

Lol while twatter fandom is collectively losing it over how Yuuji is willing to ingest anything—even the remaining Death Painting wombs since he’s now akin to a walking cursed object imbued with remnants of Sukuna’s own cursed energy—so that he can continue to fight Sukuna and try to save Megumi; I the fool, apparently share similar cursed brain cells as one (1) demon Cyclops Cat. I can probably make a bingo card for all my cursed tweets at this rate lmao

To be fair, Akutami has been planting his flags and hints everywhere and I spend too much time overthinking random details. Also, I’m bad at dodging Apollo’s dodgeball !

Jokes aside, and moving forward with the plot: I’m guessing from here on Yuuji may eventually ingest Sukuna’s last five fingers, and if he and Maki can figure out a way to trap the bulk of Sukuna’s soul into… idk, one of Megumi’s finger (the right index finger with the small cut we saw before, perhaps?), or Maki can somehow sever that part of Sukuna’s soul from Megumi body using her Split Soul katana, allowing Yuuji to ingest it so that he can fully cage Sukuna back within him again… it’s a possibility.

Since Angel and Hana are still (thankfully) alive and seems willing to help, Gojou may also be freed from Prison Realm soon enough down the road.

OMG TUNACHARRR! good to know your curse is going strong!!!!

so….three times, three nickels? LOOOOOOOL

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HHLKDJFLSKS I DIDN’T ASK FOR MY DUMB SHITPOSTING TO BECOME TRUE LIKE THIS GEGE STOP THROWING APOLLO’S DODGEBALL AT ME

starl0cked:

I feel like this only makes sense to certain people but thanks again @laindir​ bro for making me realize I only have 1 (one) ship ever

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frogdulent:

laindir:

I’ve been dying inside since the ch.212 dropped last night but I’m too tired to keysmash with any real coherence. Still, my reaction at this chapter and at that one (1) special-grade curse Akutami Gege, can be easily summed up with just this one panel:

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Who allowed this devil Cyclops Cat to write for Jump !?

Anyway lol. I’m just copy-pasting some thoughts from twatter over here for future reference. I’m still mulling over a few things, so this is all mostly speculation/half-baked conjecture word vomit on my end, tl;dr ignore me, etc. etc:

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HHDKFJSVDJ Fran…. pls……..

I DONT WANT THIS BALL YOU CURSED CYCLOPS CAT

*THROWS IT BACK* GIVE ME BACK MY REAL SON LOL

you, when twitter is on fire with bad hot takes or anti-shipwank:

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vs

you, when a rando starts talking shit about yuuji:

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listen how DARE you be absolutely correct and still proceed to call me out like this

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I should apologize but your tags were just begging to be pasted on this lololololol