"I always knew Al-Haitham was a mahou shoujo at heart"
CHARRRR your right he is indeed one lmfaoooss

birbleafs:

HE IS!! I mean, there’s even a new emote of him dashing off with the meal in hand for the collab… They should have also let him carry fried chicken in his mouth like the shoujo protag that he is tsk lol

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And of course, Haitham being Haitham, he’d subvert the usual convention by being off-duty/leaving work presumably to go home (instead of being late for school/work) as shown in the text below XD

frandulent:

birbleafs:

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A bit sad Wanderer isn’t in the group shot, but then again, it is almost characteristic of him to be extra standoffish and tsundere about not joining any group celebrations until he’s cajoled into it by Sethos post-event. Still, this is such a wonderful photo… I know I yell about it a lot but I really love and have missed the Sumeru fam :___)


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Kaveh and Alhaitham can’t ever hold hands in public but they can almost, almost brush their knees together just imperceptibly so in the spirit of those vintage queer gay photoshoots lol.

Kaveh always wears his heart on his sleeve, so his beaming smile is almost a given (but no less delightful), and Alhaitham’s microscope, blink-and-you’ll-miss Mona Lisa smile is always such a treasured sight to behold…. my kvthm heart is HEALED……….. :“)

#i forgot to mention it too but i love that  #the first spot kaveh thinks to sit at is right next to haitham  #equally hilarious to also imagine that alhaitham didn’t even intentionally leave that space for kaveh   
#he just isn’t inclined to have his personal space encroached even for a group photo  #but does kaveh care? no of course not it’s weird to leave an empty spot like that!  #so ofc kaveh is going to plonk himself right next to alhaitham lmao  #divorced and still grossly married   
#they got married and didn’t invite us to the wedding tsk   

tunachar you gotta stop hiding your tags they’re cracking me up lolllls

frandulent:

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HAPPY BIRBDAY TUNACHAR!!! @laindir 💕💕 Here’s a cursed meme featuring your favorite divorced husbands loooool

HHGKJSFGKS LMAO THANKS FRAN…. this is Very Cursed but also 100% what they’d say to each other, I love it 🔥🔥

frandulent:

laindir:

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@frandulent ❤️🔪 I couldn’t decide which was funnier, so you get both of them begrudgingly admiring each other’s b00b window/tit chest piercing lol

CCCJDKSFJKb HELP THEY ARE MIRORRING EACH OTHER TUNACHAR IM LAUGHINGKFJK DK

LOL LISTEN MY CURSED SHITPOSTING IS ALWAYS STILL CANON COMPLIANT OK OK

How old is naoya?

tempenensis:

There’s no clear info on this, but he’s probably around twenty-ish

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Oh, Akutami did mention it in the Vol.16 extras. He’s a year younger than Gojou, so the same age as Nanami (27).

azure-bird:

minonott:

azure-bird:

laindir:

laindir:

last night/this morning on Z chat shenanigans on twitter


Char: IM STILL disappointed Rays!Sorey didnt go “YEE-HAW” at some point lol
Mino: HSJDGAKHDKSJDLS you didn’t jinx it enough, it didn’t happen
Char: wait till this tweet bites us in the ass when Sorey goes “y'all”
Mino: Y'ALLLLLL SJHDJKSHDJKA

EN Rays, updated with new sub-scenarios last night:

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Van: oh, so sorey with slangs started………. get your cowboy hat ready…………
Char: aghdjgjshf EN Rays, what EVEN is this…. slang
Mino: SOREY WHO EVEN IS YOUR SISTER
Char: it’s just really hilarious bc in context, it’s almost equivalent to “bro” lmao
Van: how do you feel now, sister
Char: LMAO cURSED ….
Mino: OUR CURSE CHAR
Char: WHy DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN THIS WAY LOOOOL

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….and two months later, Rays did it anyway LOL

I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS, RAYS ACTUALLY MADE SOREY GO “YEE-HAW” JGHGHSFHSkfjFJA

YOU ALL ARE BANNED FROM JINXING THIS GAME FOREVER, JESUS CHRIST

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FAJDHSKDS OUR CURSE STILL LIVES ON LOL WE DIDN’T EVEN TRY (SHUT UP VAN YOU TOO)

YOU WERE THE ONES WITH THE COWBOY SOREY PICTURE??? DON’T PUT ME INTO THIS MESS????

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VAN, YOU WERE PERFECTLY FINE WITH ENABLING COWBOY!SOREY YOU HAD A HAND IN THIS LMAOOO 

also, I only ever edited the first manga screencap dsjfghjxjzjvmjs the second one wasn’t me oKAY

fic tag meme

frogdulent:

katamari-jedi:

was tagged by @soymilkheaven (sorry, I didn’t notice it till now dumblr notifs fail but thanks for the tag!). also, I didn’t want to reblog the meme since it got really long, and I like to keep this blog less cluttered for easier browsing. so I’ll just copy-paste it here lol.

THE RULE: Post the last sentence you wrote (fanfic/original/anything!) and tag as many people as there are words in the sentence:

There was a grisly crunch—the creature tightened its grip around him and Sorey retched, dust burning through his lungs as he struggled to break free.


….LMAO there’s nooo way I can think of 26 people. um, @kixboxer @sirbartonslady annnnd @andthensomelion ? well, consider yourself tagged if you see this. feel free to do it or ignore as you please lol.

*rubs hands together in anticipation*

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there are 2 kinds of people/reaction to just that one line l o l….


and then there’s Van:

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toradh:

@laindir SPEAK OF THE DEVIL

!! I never knew AmaLee did a cover of this song AAAHHHHH IT’S SO LOVELY. now my latent Escaflowne feels are coming back and I blame you! I want to re-watch this movie just for the aesthetic/visual and musical art piece that it is.

sahri81:

katamari-jedi:

Also, I was trying to get back into writing with dialogue practice last night. All I got is Artorius doing his dumb bird metaphor with Sorey and Mikleo, and…



Artorius:
Why do you think birds fly?

Sorey: Well, that’s because all animals have to adapt to their environment to survive, right? And many birds are just built for flight – they have wings, streamlined bodies, feathers, and even hollow bones! These are all designs that naturally allow birds to soar high above in the skies.

Artorius: Uh–

Mikleo: Right. And it isn’t just for survival either; some birds are predators and flying helps them hunt prey more efficiently.

Artorius: No, that’s not what I mean–

Sorey: Yeah! It’s also sort of a misconception to say all birds can fly. They might look like they’re built for it, but some birds – like pengyons – can’t fly at all, but are good at catching prey in the water.

Mikleo: Indeed. So, I think the question we should be asking is: why do birds even have wings? What first made them evolve and develop these wings so that they could take flight or swim better in water?

Sorey: Birds are amazing, aren’t they Mikleo? I’d rather be a bat though. Bats can fly and use sonar to find their way in the dark – that’s like, double cool!

Mikleo: Of course you would. You’re the weird one here, after all.

Sorey: Hey, birds of a feather flock together….

Artorius: Can you two nerds stop ruining my metaphor already?

This has to be turned into an actual skit!

sadly we didn’t get an similar comedy skit like this for tob/toz crossovers, not even in the Velvet event JP TORays (I think). BUUUT I did re-write the scene into a fic here (and on AO3) if you’re interested in giving it read!

[fic] verdant green

frogdulent:

katamari-jedi:

Series: Tales of Zestiria
Rating: T
Genre: AU. Post-apocalyptic, Science Fiction, Cyberpunk/Dieselpunk.
Character(s): Mikleo, Sorey, Atakk. Brief mentions of Michael, Muse and Zenrus.
Warnings: Character death, mentions of terminal illness, nonsense sci-fi medical procedures and terminology.
Summary:  Mikleo refused to vocalize it, of course—Sorey doesn’t need to know of it, never needs to—but even he had to admit there was an amorphous beauty to them.
A/N: So I’ve been seeing this post going around tumblr about using words like “smaragdine” in fic. And what started out as a joke conversation with Namio/Bagel on twitter turned into something more. Also, Buckminsterfullurene is not a made-up term. They are actually the smallest molecule of carbon shaped like a hollow hexagonal sphere, like a football (that’s why they’re also called ‘buckyballs’) except nano-sized.

Fic can also be read on AO3



Mikleo refused to vocalize it, of course—Sorey doesn’t need to know of it, never needs to—but even he had to admit there was an amorphous beauty to them. If he was allowed to observe them up-close and for longer, he would marvel at that perfect formation of fused-rings, structured and welded together into a tight crystalline sphere, their colour the verdant green of lush forests, of unearthed emeralds hidden in sunken pirate hoards.

Or like smaragdine Buckminsterfullerenes.

Mikleo frowned, and then mentally shuddered, adjusting his glasses over the bridge of his nose with a delicate finger. The corner of his lips crinkled into a crooked smile as he fingered the brass locket around his neck, feeling the blunt edges of the hexagonal sphere. Now that was a terrible way to describe anyone’s eyes, though he suspected Sorey would have found it cool anyway, because, Mikleo, look! This author knows about buckyballs too! Think they know anything else about other nanoparticles?

Maybe, he would’ve replied with a frown and a huff, though probably not as much as their proclivity for waxing lyrical with, uh, less than palatable prose.

Keep reading

OK I finally have access to a PC to give this a second read. Now I can properly yell at you too because

1. HOW DID A JOKE POST  BECOME!!! I’d expected another crackstatic fanfic but you wrote pain and feels how dare you!!!

2. Did… did you really make Mikleo do that to Sorey AHHHHH HOW DARE YOU LAAWLLL

because “Death is another form of salvation,” Mikleo says, before he murders Sorey with his own two hands lmaooo

I still gave Mikleo his happy ending though, okay. I’m not that evil

froggie-fran:

laindir:

also also, last half-salty, half-amused post I swear BUT

IM STILL LAUGHING AT THE FLYING WATER KAMUI IN THE END because I’d tweeted this nonsense before the finale aired:

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Sorey and Mikleo finally fulfilled their birb dreams and ascended to the skies above LMAO ADKJFKHGSKJGGS

@laindir SORRY FOR REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN TUNACHAR…

But I got frustrated again after catching up with S2 and so decided to reread fics to soothe my irritation and to remember happier things. I had yours saved on my tablet and I can’t believe I almost forgot about this!

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You also wrote SorMik FLYING INTO THE SKY WHAT THE HELL? 

You predicted the ending scene ONE YEAR AGO WHAT THE HELL??

Why didn’t ufo hire you to write for S2 instead?! lawlll

first it was the bird metaphors and rainbow armatus and now it’s flying sormiks even your description of the landscape is so similar?? Tunachar how do you have this much power                

I’m the first Oracle, that’s why lol

adfjskfgjkgjs didn’t I tell you that S2 wasn’t worth all the ridiculous canon lore decimation+mischaracterization and salt?? you should have listened to me LOL. also, zest twit fam has been yelling at me about this fic too, when I’d mentioned it a few days back. but HEY EXCUSE YOU, my scene was perfectly acceptable and made more sense - Sorey and Mikleo at least didn’t defy both logic and physics to go gliding! ufo just likes being overly dramatic.

also also, what’s the point of having a predictive ability that I have no control over IT’S LIKE THE REAPER’S CURSE….

minoath:
“I can’t fucking believe I called this 2 weeks ago. LAUGHING. Only TOZX would pull this nonsense.
”
also this:

minoath:

I can’t fucking believe I called this 2 weeks ago. LAUGHING. Only TOZX would pull this nonsense.

also this:

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Question:

nighttime-sabbatical:

Do the seraphim and squires bonded to Sorey also have the power to purify hellions, or is it something that only Sorey can do?

The Prime Lord/Lailah is actually the one who is granted the power of purification through her Oath. Sorey as the Shepherd and through his pact with her is therefore able to wield it (it seems that Lailah cannot use this power by herself alone to purify hellions if she’s not bound to a Shepherd - the game states this in the scene before Sorey pulls out the Sacred Blade). So yes, her Sub Lords are able to borrow some of her power to purify hellions as well, and same goes for the Squires who make a pact with her and Sorey.

Someone translated parts about Lailah’s Oath and Prime Lords/Sub Lords from the TOZ World Guidance book, if you need more information.

sirbartonslady:

lemedy:

Lailah: DON’T EXPLAIN THE PUN YOU’E JUST MAKING IT WORSE.

Edna: My perfect snarky, salty daughter.

Alisha: Bless your pure soul for existing.

Sorey’s tolerant ^_^ expression and Mikleo’s bitchface o_____o expression are both priceless

Mikleo’s resting bitchface cracks me up all the time; it’s as if game developers looked at the  (눈_눈) kaomoji and decided to model that expression onto his face whenever he’s 100% done with things. lmao.
 

thebibi:

laindir
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laindir replied to your post : laindir replied…
but if two peoples need make dirty jokes to create family egg and lovechild, how so that wrongz and feetsizing ?? wakarimasen ʅฺ(・ω・。)ʃฺ??

That’s it

laindir you win the fucking weaboo yaoi shipper award

I AM DEAD

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