aka My Birthday.
Twas many years ago, I added to my collection of key chains one that centered on my date of birth. It listed others born on my birthday and special events (like Richard Nixon's election win). But the most intriguing of them all was Guy Fawkes Day.
Who is Guy Fawkes, you ask? Clearly you're not from England, I answer. Well, in 1605 a group of young men, tired of anti-Catholic monarchs, conspired to blow up Parliament to wipe the slate clean. One way or another, royal officials discovered the now-infamous Gunpowder Plot, and on November 5, they stormed the cellars underneath the House of Lords to find Guy Fawkes sitting on 36 barrels of gunpowder. He was hanged, drawn, and quartered. Now each November 5 is known as Bonfire Night, when effigies of Guy Fawkes are burned to ashes. By the way, Guy Fawkes Day was even celebrated in New England (yes, right here in the good ol' U.S. of A.) as late as the 18th century, but was known as "Pope Day."
...
And so, November 5, 2010 started out as any other nice, normal birthday-movie, dinner (thanks to generous family members), and sensible presents. Even a branch hayride and bonfire.
But the real party started once we got back home. Here's the beautiful Guy that Shay created

Going into the woodstove, aka his final resting place (til we clean out the ashes)


Farewell for another year Guy Fawkes, farewell.

By the way, there's this amazing website called
Bonfire Night that has all kinds of amazing things about Guy Fawkes, even the
Gunpowder Plot Game, Bonfire Night
recipes (my favorite is the potato one), and Guy Fawkes
merch (does that make me look cooler to call it merch?). So if anyone is stumped at what to get me for the next Guy Fawkes Day (can't plan too early), I totally dig the
Fawkesy Lady t-shirts and the "Remember, remember the 5th of November"
hoodies and long-sleeve
t-shirts.
The end.

Remember, remember the 5th of November,
The Gunpowder Treason and Plot.
I know of no reason
The Gunpowder Treason
Should ever be forgot.