...said to the rhythm of "The Minister's Cat..." You know, that game they play on the Albert Finney version of
A Christmas Carol. Shay likes to play it, even though I've never made him watch the movie. Though, it's not quite the same with just two people.
I digress.
As stated before, I said the only way I'd have a cat was if it was a good mouser. Kiki has proven herself to be such. Mouser, birder, voler, small snaker, etc. Sometimes she leaves little presents for us in front of the door. Actually, front and back doors. Anyways, Shay said it's a little known fact that when cats leave their kills by the door, it's their way of showing they're a better hunter than you.
However, I started to notice a very deliberate pattern.
Every time I give Kiki a "treat" (you know, bones, fat, gravy, etc.), shortly thereafter something is left by the door. When I don't give her something, she doesn't give me anything. I think she is actually showing her appreciation with a payment. Sometimes she appreciates more than others. Sometimes it's a mouse, usually a vole, sometimes just a few vital organs.
A Vole
Tonight I was working on a project in the front room, and thought twice I was seeing shadows. Then I held really still and saw a mouse dart across the front of the room. Fortunately, Shay was near his computer in the shop and saw me message him to "Come quickly". I kept an eye on the walls from my perch on top of the couch, and Shay started arranging mouse traps. The little devil kept darting from side to side of the front wall, and every time slipped right over the traps. Shay put two next to each other. With swiftness, it sped over them. Then I had him line two together, and put a third perpendicular to it. And we waited. Not long. For the last time, he made it over the first two, then SNAP!
I clapped my hands and threw Shay a high five. Then he took it out front and we called Kiki over. I directed her to it and she grabbed it and ran off.
Now, I wonder, will she pay me for being gifted her own kind of currency? Or will I find some chicken bones in front of the door in the morning?
P.S. The ghost of said mouse is now haunting me. I keep thinking I see shadows EVERYwhere. I certainly hope it is strictly my imagination.