Anonymous asked:
My chickpea turned 1 on April 1st and the phregnancy prank made me so emotional, now I’m crying over a hypothetical male pregnancy conception concept 😭 #mumthings
Oh my god hiiii my GB turned 2 just the other day!! April mum twins!
& yeah phil reeeeeally wants to be pregnant it is rather moving actually??
congrats on one year of being a pharent!!
thatsmistertoyou asked:
straight phannies aren’t a myth???
We are somewhere between complete myth and cryptid, like an uncanny valley sort of creature. You might see us on a dark rural road at night, your headlights hitting our eyes, our heads tilting at angles that are just past impossible, but surely that’s a trick of the light– and then you hurry home and try to forget you saw us.
phanbeats:
i don’t normally do gifs but i could NOT get this out of my head
(via absolutefilthimsosorry)
Anonymous asked:
May I beg you to write them conceiving the phaby under the cherry tree that post makes my heart ache
I’m thinking about it don’t worry!