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  Magazine Dreams 2023

  ★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  I wish this was a 4 star rating. The narrative missteps and lack of Mike O’Hearn sadden me deeply.

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  In the Lost Lands 2025

  ½ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Legitimately one of the worst things I’ve ever seen. I’m beyond baffled how this was released at all, much less theatrically. Can’t think of one positive thing to say.

Popular reviews

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  Deadfall 1993

  ★★ Watched 14 Oct 2023

  Nick Cage was in ten different movies at once all in 99 minutes. His accent, his demeanor, everything was wildly different not just between scenes, but between breaths. This movie must only be watched to study the genius maniac known as the Cage.

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  Cleaner 2025

  ★★½ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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