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  He's Just Not That Into You 2009

  ★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  this is NOT a rom com this is a horror movie

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  Subservience 2024

  ★★ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  insanely hot woman willing to risk it all for a broke dude who doesn’t like her that much

Popular reviews

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  Now You See Me 2013

  ★ Watched 13 Feb 2024

  this movie was stupid but i did beat my high score on monkey fruit merge during it by like a lot

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Jan 2025

  those at the new year’s eve show have obviously never been to a gwar show. 

  anyway, loved it. relentless. i had to take a lot of deep breaths afterwards

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