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Recent reviews

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  Scavengers Reign 2023

  ★★★ Watched 24 Feb 2024

  Style over substance.

  Action-adventure plot tropes, paper-thin characters, and unimaginative dialogue ruin a perfectly good alien nature documentary.

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  Happy New Year, Colin Burstead 2018

  ★★ Watched 25 Jun 2023

  The Norwegian library refers to this film by its working title, Colin You Anus.

  Festen but add 1000 unnecessary cuts.

Popular reviews

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  14 Peaks: Nothing Is Impossible 2021

  ★½ Watched 14 Dec 2021

  Incredible feat from one of the greatest alpinists. Absolute garbage directing killed this movie though. Scenes were edited with the sensibilities of a Discovery channel special on venomous snakes.

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  Afterimage 2016

  ★★ Watched 27 Sep 2018

  One of the blandest films in recent memory. I feel like I've seen close to this exact film dozens of times with the cartoonishly evil and good characters. Strzeminski was played great, nice shots throughout, decently interesting story, there really just wasn't anything memorable about it.

  In a film about an artist and his ideological divide with the party's view on that art, his actual pieces were collectively shown on the screen for less than two minutes. The credits were my favorite scene

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