Literally never gonna remember anything from this movie in about 3 days. Waste of my time but at least it doesn’t treat the audience like complete idiots. Only does that for most of it.
1 hour 44 minutes of Ti West playing with himself over the idea of himself.
The reveal of who the killer is has all the impact of a Nerf dart hitting a beluga.
If you enjoy horror avoid this slop. If you enjoy good movies avoid this slop. If you enjoy movies made with a purpose avoid this slop. If you enjoy your time being alive avoid this slop.
I can’t say enough mean things about this thing. It wants…
You know that meme about giving a 900mg edible to Helen Keller?
I think this is what she’d see holy shit lol.
I don’t know how to describe this other than pure chaos and weird wacky 70s nonsense but I had some fun and the music is very enjoyable.
I hope I have 5+ kids so I can show this to as many people as possible.
