Part Time Bricklayer
Could have been in the film industry but then tore my ACL aged 17.
Wife + Kids = A happy life (I hate mine)
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Wonka 2023
I ate this mingin’ chocolate i found in the child’s stocking when I came home steaming after some christmas eve pints.Ever since i just randomly breakdown / breakout in song Ah fuck! Here it comes….
Umpa lumpa do bah dah dee
My wife screams you never listen to me
if you live in misery too, Like I umpa lumpa do bah dee doI just can’t seem to shake the songs it’s like i’m on a come down or…
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Terrifier 3 2024
“This is fucking vile, i’m gonna be sick. Who ever made this is a deranged cunt” That’s what I shouted at the family dinner as I launched the plate at the wall. Shards of plate everywhere, child crying, wife staring blankly at me in fear. “Anyway i’m off to the pictures” I said.
On the way to the pictures I seen an advert for the flu jab at the local boots, and that got me jonesing for some black tar…
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The Iron Claw 2023
Big M is breaking Kayfabe for this. Big M is shooting from the hip. No gimmicks.
This isn’t Big M talking to some random film virgin on Letterboxd. I hope you’re sitting comfortably, cause i’ve got a lot of things I want to get off my chest.
The fact that Ryan Gosling, Robert Downey Jnr and Cillian Murphy are nominated for awards and Zac Efron isn’t makes me sick.
The fuck did I just watch Robert Downey Jnr just play…
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Tenet 2020
Oh dear oh dear. Batman,Robin and his tall bird go around all over the place left,right and back to front. What an absolute pile of shite. I couldn’t give two fucks about any character in this.
It’s like sleep torture the plot will put you to sleep and the sound mix will wake you up. Pure hell on Earth. Anyway Big Chris your pirate DJ days are over you overrated hack get out my fuckin cinema you fraud.
Best part of the movie was Travis Scott’s lit track over the credits.
Cunt.
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