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  Paddington in Peru 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 03 Dec 2024

  Noticeably missing Paul King’s charm and Sally Hawkins, but still enjoyable and more of what you’d expect from Paddington

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  Watching the Detectives 2007

  ★½ Watched 19 Feb 2024

  Couldn’t even make it past 30 minutes, but giving it an extra star for how chaotically weird and unnatural every scene / interaction in this film is, and that Cillian somehow managed to see this through to the end of production

Popular reviews

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  Uncharted 2022

  ★★ Watched 09 Dec 2023

  Tom Holland wasn’t as bad as Drake as I was expecting, passable. But I’m sorry, -who seriously thought Mark Wahlberg as Scully was a good idea?! They should have just adapted one full game instead of this weird mish mash of story events

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  2 Fast 2 Furious 2003

  ½ Rewatched 14 May 2023

  Top Cheese 🧀 

  1. “Forget about it cuh!”

  2. “Eject-o seat-o cuz!”

  Cringey Lines - ⭐️
  Family - ❌
  Cuh - ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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