Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Spring Breakers 2012

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 20 Mar 2025

  Rewatched for the imax rerelease.

  You know what makes this movie even more perfect? Being much LOUDER and 70 feet tall.

  God bless America, long may it reign and far may it fall.

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  Heart Eyes 2025

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  The perfect three star movie. The missus couldn’t have had more fun. Lots of earned laughs and a competent love letter to a lot of better horror classics. Josh Ruben should be proud of this effort for sure.

Popular reviews

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  Loki 2021

  ½ Watched 02 Jul 2021

  WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THE FREE PASS DISNEY IS GETTING TO PUT SHITTY TV SHOWS ON LETTERBOXD LIKE THEY ARE FILMS?

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  P.S. Your Cat Is Dead! 2002

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 May 2022

  Zero people have, as of today, given Steve Guttenberg's directorial debut a five star rating.

  This means that about 7.75 billion people are morons. Join me, join me in the light.