4nn3_m4r13

4nn3_m4r13

scatterbrained hottie with quirked up taste

Favorite films

  • Death Becomes Her
  • Black Swan
  • Valerie and Her Week of Wonders
  • Come and See

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  • Miracle in East Texas

  • The Electric State

  • Raw Deal

  • The Tender Bar

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  • Hereditary

    Hereditary

    ★★★★

    read the script for the first time... the 11-30-2016 draft ... its 3am i'm caffeinated my skin is crawling my eyes are darting!!!! bravo mr. aster, to you and your artistically-vented mommy issues!

  • Gladiator II

    Gladiator II

    ★½

    A thought-provoking case study on how you can do something so excellently perfect the first time and then do the exact same thing a second time, only much, much worse.

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  • Totally Minnie

    Totally Minnie

    ★★

    Totally insane.
    Obnoxious incel gets lured into Minnie Mouse’s surreal, maze-like, neon palace, learns *consent is hip*, gets a masc makeover, plays the saxophone and gets mad pussy.
    Minnie also duets with her new love interest, Elton John. It’s dubious what her relationship status with Mickey is, during this segment. He watches her with Elton, upset and wrathful.
    “I’ve got your heart in my skirt…Elton, look out!” -disembodied Minnie, before Mickey Mouse menacingly emerges from the shadows with intent to harm Sir Elton John.

  • Sleeping Beauty

    Sleeping Beauty

    ★★★

    idk why Aurora gets so much hate like, girlie clearly DOES have a personality–– she's a lovesick high-femme teenager with a sparkling soprano and enchantedly good looks ...can she help it if shes effortlessly perfect? her haters obv stay mad. but like, clearly shes also this awkward unsocialized shut-in. she literally has no age-appropriate friends to talk to so she stories her fantasies to mute animals...like, sis goes off into the forest to be horny every. day. & when she's confronted…