Favorite films

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ½ Added 2

  mark ruffalo is another hollywood all bark no bite lib🤫, so i have no intention of seeing his "ultra-nuanced" depiction of space donald trump

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  A Cinderella Story 2004

  ★★★★½ Added

  i miss mid 2000s media so fucking much

Popular reviews

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  The Batman 2022

  ★★★ Added

  two very powerful masked virgins battle it out for the soul of gotham. i cannot relate because i have had sex before, and it is very good.

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  Air Doll 2009

  ★½ Added

  began as a unique perspective on metropolitan isolation through the eyes of a doll created to quench the suspect desires of hopeless men, but failed to reach beyond the emotions of "curiosity" and "heartache". the portrayal of masculinity came across as a simplistic choice between perversion and abstinence/sagacity, and femininity was relegated to bland side characters who barely interacted with nozomi, whose concept of unconditional love ended up as unexplored as the magic which brought her into existence in the first place.

  teeming with dramatic potential, yet frustratingly parochial.

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