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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  CRANK (2006) thinks with its dick, Novocaine thinks with its heart.

  It was fine and I like Jack Quaid a lot, but if ever a movie needed balls-to-the-wall Chad Stahelski action choreo, it was this one.

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Osgood Perkins, I respect you so much for processing the trauma of your parents' extremely fucked-up deaths with weirdo humor and gallons of fake blood. Also please direct a Looney Tunes movie now

Popular reviews

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  Better Man 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Jan 2025

  People ask what male healing looks like, and honestly it's just developing a legendary cocaine habit and defeating all your alter egos in an outdoor battle royale

  (also holy shit, this arrangement of "Rock DJ" kicks the shit out of the original)

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  Galaxy Quest 1999

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  "Yeah I know it's a good movie" - Rich Evans