Austin H.

Austin H.

this is what happens when you watch End of Evangelion at age 13

Favorite films

  • The Social Network
  • Melancholia
  • Singin' in the Rain
  • Airplane!

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  • Brazil

    ★★★★½

  • Novocaine

    ★★★

  • The Monkey

    ★★★½

  • Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★★½

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  • Brazil

    Brazil

    ★★★★½

    Sometimes a movie just finds you exactly when you need to see it.

  • Novocaine

    Novocaine

    ★★★

    CRANK (2006) thinks with its dick, Novocaine thinks with its heart.

    It was fine and I like Jack Quaid a lot, but if ever a movie needed balls-to-the-wall Chad Stahelski action choreo, it was this one.

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  • Better Man

    Better Man

    ★★★★

    People ask what male healing looks like, and honestly it's just developing a legendary cocaine habit and defeating all your alter egos in an outdoor battle royale

    (also holy shit, this arrangement of "Rock DJ" kicks the shit out of the original)

  • Galaxy Quest

    Galaxy Quest

    "Yeah I know it's a good movie" - Rich Evans