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  The Monkey 2025

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  ★★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Some prick named A.O. Scott wrote the most pretentious review on this movie and now I hate him.  It’s MacGruber you pompous, autofellatic fart sniffer.  If you don’t laugh at the sex scene in MacGruber you shouldn’t be allowed to vote.  Fuck you.

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  Megalopolis 2024

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  Titane 2021

  ½ Rewatched 31 Jul 2024

  I’ve been staring at my phone for 10 minutes just trying to wrangle together enough words to describe how much I hated this movie.  It was dog shit from the start and got dog shittier the longer it dragged on. Actually, to call this movie dog shit is cruel to dog shit.  I’d rather watch 2 hours of dogs shitting than ever see this movie again. Honestly if there was a movie that was just 2 hours of dogs shitting…

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