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Auxilio: The Power of Sin 2023
Ah, back in the day when you could commit a woman to a haunted convent for enjoying literature, reviling marriage, and being a lesbian…it’s like you’re asking for the orgies.
I almost didn’t make it through due to all the SA and the paranormal activity being more tame than I had hoped. However, I’m glad I stayed till the end because that SAing priest mofo got his. Never thought I’d be cheering on a group of possessed women dragging and stabbing a priest to death in excruciatingly gory detail but it really restored my spirit. 10 out of 10.
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Little Bites 2024
Motherhood is a bloodsucker.
This gives you more to chew on (ha, get it?) than your typical vampire flick. Or is it a vampire? Are vampires just ghouls who bought into the liquid diet craze? I won’t say much more other than CHER and Chaz Bono (who also appears onscreen) are executive producers, and that Heather Langenkamp, Barbara Crampton, AND Bonnie Aarons make appearances in this film. (Obviously you should see it).
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Spirit Halloween: The Movie 2022
When this film rolled over on Prime from the original program I was watching, I figured why not? I tried. I really did. I’m a completionist at heart that has lost many hours to films I knew wouldn’t recover. Not this time. It’s as unimaginative as you’d guess, and I just couldn’t finish. Not even Christopher Lloyd could save this, but it was cool to see Rachel Leigh Cook again. I’d pass on this one.
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The Flapper 1920
Boarding school was supposed to reform this “little flower” of seeking salacious soda-hopping trysts, but instead she emerged the vampy King kid Ginger, whose newfound aspiration in life is to seduce the gay Channing, only to be ‘goat-ed by the Eel as the school job thief, forcing her into a life as a dope fiend in order to forget.
At least, that’s how I’d reimagine this into a modern-day exploitation flick, which I’m sure Genevieve would approve. This film is…
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