Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Name of the Rose 1986

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025 2

  What if Sherlock Holmes was a monk and everyone else was gross and wanted to fuck his young assistant?

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  Paprika 2006

  ★★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  A visual fever dream that clearly inspired much of Inception and Maniac. I can't wait from some boneheaded tech billionaire to try and make the DC mini and doom us all.

Popular reviews

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  The Beekeeper 2024

  ★ Watched 21 Jan 2025 2

  I feel like this movie is a fever dream I had where I wrote John Wick but I'm 14 and the script is terrible.

  Would have given a better rating for better bee puns.

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  Cinderella Man 2005

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Jan 2025

  First third 6/10, after that 10/10.

  "I didn't always lose, I won't always lose again." Will never not make me emotional.

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