Chris Alderton

Chris Alderton

Favorite films

  • The Matrix
  • Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)
  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off
  • The Big Lebowski

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  • The Monkey

    ★★★★

  • Speak No Evil

    ★★★½

  • The Bikeriders

    ★★★

  • Transformers One

    ★★★★

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  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★★★

    A baffling cocktail of funny, surreal and disgusting that tasted much sweeter than I feel like it should have.

  • Speak No Evil

    Speak No Evil

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • Good Will Hunting

    Good Will Hunting

    ★★★★½

    It is tough being such a genius.

  • Alien: Covenant

    Alien: Covenant

    ★½

    Humans deserve to go extinct if this is the best they’ve got in 100 years. Either that, or Weyland Industries seriously needs to tighten up their recruitment program because MY GOD the level of incompetence of this crew is world-shattering.
    All opportunities to create any tension, build lore or entertain beyond slasher style gore is near-instantly spunked up the wall leaving me dissatisfied, disinterested  and deeply frustrated.

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