Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Godzilla: King of the Monsters 2019

  ★★★ Added

  I went for Godzilla, Mothra, Rodan and King Ghidorah.

  I got far too many badly written humans..... Humaning around providing almost nothing (aside from Ken Watanabe 👍) apart from terrible dialogue and god (zilla) awful attempts at humor. It watered down the fights too much by cutting back to human drama instead of focusing on the monsters. I cared more about Mothra's wellbeing than any of the people running around on the ground. It needed more Mothra.

  Charles Dance (quality performance as always) making his daughter marry Godzilla to bring the human and monster houses together was a nice touch though.

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  Adventure Time 2007

  ★★★★★ Added

  Come along with me
  to a town beside the sea
  We can wander through the forest
  And do so as we please
  Come along with me
  To a cliff under a tree
  Where we can gaze upon the water
  As an everlasting dream
  All of my affections
  I'll give them all to you
  Maybe by next summer
  We won't have changed our tunes
  I still want to be
  in this town beside the sea
  Making up new numbers
  And living…

Popular reviews

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  Avengers: Infinity War 2018

  ★★★★★ Added

  (No spoiler brief review) Top marks would emotional rollercoaster again. It kept me guessing throughout and didn’t pull as many punches as I thought it would. Good amount of time spent with each set of characters and the team ups were epic! If I didn’t know more about the universe I’d be a lot more shook.... and I’m pretty dang shook. Slow respect clap to Marvel.

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  Troll 2 1990

  ★★★★★ Added

  “They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me too! Oh my god!" Terrible film. 5 out 5 Satyrs!